curses aplenty

some mofo stole mi damn USB charger i left plugged into the com at mi mse lab today....curse that mofo that he'll dabao 6(cos i was gone for 6 hrs) subjects every sem and stay in ntu so long vanwilder will become more like a documentary than a comedy to him...y du i always keep losing USB chargers; 1st was cos of farhan and now dis....bah!!

ok enuff of da hate and all....back to wad where I MIA-ed todae: was working @Nanyang audi as an usher for CN Yang's Convocation. Ok la saw quite a few interesting characters but other than that it was pretty much easy money...well its working in sch so not too bad although they do have a scary tendency to chk ur timetable if there are any clashes wif work:

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SAO staff: "Hi i see your interested to work for us"

Prak: "ahh yesh yesh"

SAO staff: "ok sure i'll be sending you the email by friday...hmm hang on lemme chk ah"

<prak tinks she's prob gonna chk on some briefing related stuff, but......>

S: "Eh you got 2 lects you know??"

<<STUNNED that she's chking mi turntable...GG la, but......>>

P: "eh, dunt worri mi lects are video rec so its ok..<nervous laughter>"

S: "O OK....hmm...EH u got 2 tutorials u know??? how??"

P: <50% stunned 50% irritated> "eh dunt wori i'm gonna go for it on the other days.."

S: "O cos must chk hor, we need dedicated ppl to work u see"

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O i could see alrite..wa piang so scary la to work in sch, but thk god for mi smoking skills i still got in. and if u ever wanna know mi smokin skills go ask mi clubbin khakis, i'm infamous for the guy with da beehoon story....LOL...

 

Man and i sooo wanna start my own talk show soon...it wunt be as gd as jimmy kimmel or sat night live but hell stg is bttr the non-existent talkshow scene in singapore..so weird i mean talkshows just capture the essence of wit in current issues..maybe mediacorp shd stop producing lame-ass TV serials where you can possibly predict the whole episode jus by watching 5 mins of the show and start producing some shows which increases the wit level of Singaporeans and not let them drown in slapstick crap.