U have got to be kidding me??

WAs browsing thru the penal code for doing up some project stuff, hahaa and boy did i dig up some hilarious nonsense!!!

• "...Any person who deposits or causes to be deposited any corpse or any dying person in any public place or in any private place without the consent of the owner shall be guilty of an offence and shall be liable on conviction to a fine not exceeding $2,000 or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 6 months or to both.... "

(Without the consent of the OWNER??lol....HI sir, may i dump this body in ur backyard, i'll be back to collect it in a few days??)

• Any person who in any river or canal in which the public has a right of navigation, without the written permission of the Deputy Commissioner of Police, the Director of Marine or the Deputy Director of Marine —
  
  (a) leaves any boat or vessel at any place for a longer time than is necessary for loading and unloading;
  (b) refuses to move his boat or vessel away from that place when so directed by any police officer;
  (c) leaves any raft or log or piece of timber or plank in any such river or canal more than one day after its arrival therein; or
  (d) erects in any such river or canal any stage or scaffolding, shall be guilty of an offence and shall be liable on conviction to a fine not exceeding $25.

(meaning i can build a fuckin dam in kallang river and instead i lose the equivalent of mi taxi ride back home during peak hour)


Gosh man as hilarious as the law may sound if it weren't this explicit, ev1's gonna smoke thru every possible loophole la!!