The biggest TO DO list i've ever seen

Whilst outside The Cathay saw this huge ass TO DO list,

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wrote on two post-its above and between the 1st O & D. not gonna tell u wad it is but mi name's there so shdn't be too hard to spot. Although i must say there are so many sad ppl that tink dis is soem board they can write love notes or bdae dedications on. Seriously man!! It was inspired out of man's constant procrastination in life. then again, how true that is, i mean wen's da last time u put off tt stg impt in your life??

If only evdae were like dis...

Smashing wkend....it was busy...in a gd way! although being busy now when the exams are so near is not particularly a good ting!

SAT:

Went out drinking wif mi green blk homies @ WALA x2. not too bad a crowd and whilst drinking and updating on each other's lives, we did the one ting guys always do...keep monitoring ur radar .hurhur. but ya as usual the top was crowded so cudn't realli chk out the band much although they were sounding good! tried out the leffe dark according to poh's recomm. turned out to be stout and i must say the stouts i've tried so far actually are not too bad, its realli like a mix between a dark beer and red wine. interesting indeed!!

O and farhan started arguing wif me for random stuff on the train and i jus gave him the hand...and i emphasize THE and not A...i wasn't tt drunk!! lol yup but dude apparently MJ is not retro, well sori but as far as i noe retro's pretti much any genre from the past can be called retro i mean hell in 40 yrs from now, they mite jus be calling kylie minogue and britney as retro artists. Key note: nvr argue wif prak after he's been drinking cos he's just not gonna be as accommodating!!

O shit i've gotta finish up mi proj....darn rush rush rush,,, aiya too seh i'll just do it tmw!!

 

SUN:

Attempted to finish up mi proj slides, managed to do a bit but still lots more to go....o well no time had to rush out and meet 'manda at vivo. ate over the the food republic and finally AFTERSOOO LOOONG i had mi scissors-cut curry rice!!! I LIKE....muahahha oldskool sia although it was a lil pricey (5 bux for 2 veg 1 meat 1 egg) i jus sigh in knowledge tt its all cos of inflation. Straight after we dint waste anytime but hit out da shops.

ZARA, River Island, S&K, Pull & Bear, etc etc....

wanted to buy a pink t-shirt at pull & bear(which is realli has stuff  i wud wear) and tot of Fizh at the same time...unfort they dint have size L...darn it was realli a cool ass metro tee. hahaha o well since i cudn't buy anyting i just had to make amanda buy stg!! i mean i feel soo guilty evtime we go shop i end up being the one buyin stuff!! lol so while at P&B i turned mi eyes and gazed upon dis top dat just screamed "i'm a hottie so i can be dis naughty" and told her to chk it out and after trying out the size, she kept blaming for making her buy tt top...BUT honestly it reali was a great top for 34.90.

And finally i managed to catch HOUSE BUNNY wif da 2 birds(vick joined us later), who tried to smoke us that she could reach town from expo in 15 mins...rite!!

aniways back to the movie...for those for u who haven't cot it yet U REALLI shd its hilarious..GUYS its anna faris from the scary movie series...u noe the chick who breathes after every sentence...droooooool!!! hahahha but yeh lotsa heartwarming scenes esp the part where she got rejected from her sorority house..AWW....but ya awesome movie all in all

And it realli irks me wen SOME chicks say OH guys shdn't catch dis movie or ITS A chick flick...HULOOOOO for god's sake i got a reallll shocker wen i saw dat its onli rated PG...haiz o come on la its not like us guys go up to you and say "eh babe dun watch Big Stan, its oozing wif testosterone i'm afraid u can't control ur excitement ". some ppl jus luv being a BIG FAT TURBAN!!!

Whoa it finally works....

holi shit!! ITS SOO FREAKY but i got back mi charger it was plugged back into the same com i was wen i came to it dis mng!! like JEEEZ...hahahha happi as hell....hopefulli stacey can get back her hp pouch the same way too!! hmmm...

here's a lil breakdown of the shit i've yet to flush in the toilet bowl called life:

  • 2 tests: one next thurs, one at the end of Oct
  • 1 assignment: due on 7 nov, but if i wait tt long den i no need to study for exams la
  • 1 proj presentation: due the day right after deepavali
  • 7 exams spread out from nov13 to nov27

haiz man and right aft mi exams are over, there's onli one ting to do......VOLCANO!! hahaha...

was watching the news yestdae and apparently there's a campaign to deter youths from binge drinking! hahah i wunder which age grp they're tokin abt wen they say youths...so sad rite, although i'm not really disappointed for losing mi youthness...eh SHOW ME THE MONEY MAN and i'll find back mi youth..haiz it realli sux to be poor but o well...

finally i'll be heading out for drinks dis wkend at WaLas wif da boys after like eternity! binge drinking is such a sad ting...jeez MODERATION ppl...its not like if u haven't eaten cake for a while and u buy a 2KG cake to satisfy ur cravings rite??? hahaha....man does tt 2kg cake story reallllli crack me up!!

curses aplenty

some mofo stole mi damn USB charger i left plugged into the com at mi mse lab today....curse that mofo that he'll dabao 6(cos i was gone for 6 hrs) subjects every sem and stay in ntu so long vanwilder will become more like a documentary than a comedy to him...y du i always keep losing USB chargers; 1st was cos of farhan and now dis....bah!!

ok enuff of da hate and all....back to wad where I MIA-ed todae: was working @Nanyang audi as an usher for CN Yang's Convocation. Ok la saw quite a few interesting characters but other than that it was pretty much easy money...well its working in sch so not too bad although they do have a scary tendency to chk ur timetable if there are any clashes wif work:

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SAO staff: "Hi i see your interested to work for us"

Prak: "ahh yesh yesh"

SAO staff: "ok sure i'll be sending you the email by friday...hmm hang on lemme chk ah"

<prak tinks she's prob gonna chk on some briefing related stuff, but......>

S: "Eh you got 2 lects you know??"

<<STUNNED that she's chking mi turntable...GG la, but......>>

P: "eh, dunt worri mi lects are video rec so its ok..<nervous laughter>"

S: "O OK....hmm...EH u got 2 tutorials u know??? how??"

P: <50% stunned 50% irritated> "eh dunt wori i'm gonna go for it on the other days.."

S: "O cos must chk hor, we need dedicated ppl to work u see"

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O i could see alrite..wa piang so scary la to work in sch, but thk god for mi smoking skills i still got in. and if u ever wanna know mi smokin skills go ask mi clubbin khakis, i'm infamous for the guy with da beehoon story....LOL...

 

Man and i sooo wanna start my own talk show soon...it wunt be as gd as jimmy kimmel or sat night live but hell stg is bttr the non-existent talkshow scene in singapore..so weird i mean talkshows just capture the essence of wit in current issues..maybe mediacorp shd stop producing lame-ass TV serials where you can possibly predict the whole episode jus by watching 5 mins of the show and start producing some shows which increases the wit level of Singaporeans and not let them drown in slapstick crap.

U.G.L.Y

man da more i look at mi blog layout i realli feel like changing it.....bah see how la k, its not like i'm shaking mi legs and counting the cracks in my wall.

back at da news, saw some interesting headlines today that can make you go "Ho Seh Boh":

  1. Airplane being towed gets stuck under the bridge @ TPE
  2. Chee Soon Juan and sis gets fined S$1 million for accusing SM lee
  3. Ferraris sold at huge losses as automobile industry feels the pinch
  4. The act of wearing makeup helps a person look at oneself more objectively -- and therefore could serve to boost ways of communication.
  5. Felipe Massa has declared himself innocent of deliberately ramming into Lewis Hamilton during a heated aftermath to Japanese Grand Prix.

 

Oh and btw here's a lil disclaimer: I LURVE COKE.....i'll drink even if i'm sick so dunt qn me abt it.....coke is to me, what breathing is to you!!

Assumptions aplenty....

"Even if i fall, i'm moving one step ahead" - that is if we assume that ur falling FORWARD...u fall backward how??

aniways finally mi proj seems over and i can't but over emphasise the word SEEMS enuff...but ya the end of a successful report begins da onslaught of the flu bugger...so sian tot da panadol for COLD supp to cure me but it just hardened the phlegm and now i gotta cough it out...

started doing mi MS3003 assignment and thkfully i managed to get stg done else cos i rather get this over and done with cos its not stg i can type out last minute.....bascially i gotta analyse the materials failure of the BOAC Comet aircraft....did u noe that when this plane failed in the 1950s it actually had flights orginating from the old kallang airport from singapore..DAMN i wunder if i should add tt in mi report, but i think mi prof's just gonna slam it for irrelevance...LIKE DER!!

spent $5 bucks to buy a pencil case set for some youth expedition in sch who are flying off to build schools in Cambodia....apparently the guy couldn't realli convince me to donate til he mentioned those magic words...'dude it'll give U gd KARMA'...boy am i sucker for tt! if there's one ting i learned from life...NEVER EVER fuck wif KARMA

later in the day went out wif stace & gang on another study mission. yesh when it comes to me, studying is nvr a session but rather a mission. if i dunt complete the particular chapters, i tie miself to da chair and whip mi ding-a-lings...sadly prob onli daniel craig can relate to the pain....NAh i'm just kidding but seriously ya its kinda sad i have to trudge mi ass all the way from tamp to boonlay evdae just to study. evtime i try studying at home i wander off into lalaland. and if i had to choose between sitting thru 8 subs or tingling mi ding-a-lings, i'd say i'm stuck wif a pretti tuff choice....

Sylar Vs Gabriel

Cudn't resist the temptation and started watching mi heroes again....Season 3 is finally out and boy does it look gd!!!

Sylar's turned gd...not for looong though, claire's gone over to the dark side...and looks much hotter now, mohinder's become a freak....wif an awful skin rash, niki's got another twin......who has some icy powers, and a lota villains have entered the Warzone.....

Mi most favourite characters would be sylar & peter and the one i hate the most: Nathan's Mum..SHE'S PURE EVIL!!!

wooot can't wait to catch the rest of the season!!

there goes mi frenster acct!!

Yesh i've finally de-registered mi friendster account....cos honestly i'm just getting crap spams on it and plus i hardly ever use it!!!

haiz.....y u soo like tt one huh???

hmmm been a lil moody lately...not too sure y....must be mi QMS starting up...wad's QMS?? Sumting like PMS onli mine comes once every 3 mths!! lol ....so sori if i ever seem snappy mi bad peeps!!

RAWR...i need more coke!! haiz....maybe booze too....

nah or maybe i just need to find a new love...i'm realli getting bored wif ppl...y isn't anyone deep anymore?? y always tokin abt superficial stuff ?? pfft Y SOOO SERIOUSS??

A tribute to u......

of all the unsung heroes in mi life......WAAAh i make mi life sound like some Big ass gala event!!......but ya of all of em, here's a tribute to some of them: <<drumroll pls>> THE TIRELESS VIDEO LECTURE RECORDERS.........MUAHAHAHAHHA

yesh i consider these ppl as my heroes cos w/out em me n my fellow students in Materials engin(MSE) would have to make sure we attend every single lecture. now that is realli hard, considering how 'busy' us MSE ppl ah...although i nvr see a singaporean doin the job of the recording...its always some indo n PRC dude!! hahaha ges we singaporeans can ever come early for lects....but all in all, it doesn't realli matter if the lect is recorded if the lecturer himself speaks in some incomprehensible lingo that even his own race gives up on trying to understand him. unless they invent some kinda new software that decodes these lecturers, it doesn't even make sense gg for lect.

which brings me to mi second pt...it just amazes me when ppl insist on gg for lecture when they go there to do anyting but study...slp, tok, stone, etc etc...as i turn left n right its quite a general trend. i mean doesn't it make more sense to just sit outside and study on ur own plus who noes who could actually cover more, plus wif the net today, info is just a wiki page away. So the next time sum1 asks me if i'm gg for lect, i'll ask em is it worth it??

wad's ur turning pt??

as i change mi stuff from mi old bag to mi new one, mi gaze slowly falls upon mi clicker device, which i'm supposed to but hardly ever use in class....

the title of the device just awestruck me.....Turning point!

Wad an awesome name for such a device......but subconsciously i was thinking to my self what really was my turning point in my life?? Or were there just too many that my life can be compared to running around in circles....

 

Note to self: stay off Word challenge. period.

arghhhh buay tahan

as i listen to taylor swift's "teardrops on my guitar", i just can't help but wonder how hectic my life has become! haiz man i don't even have time to do anyting, mi midterms are comin up soo fast, mi projects are getting near their due date. Ev1s all so busy, i can't find a single person to slow mi life down with.....

Y o why....the worst part: ....its not getting any better!

 

Tip of the week: If ur ever planning to go anywhere on a fri nite do go EARLY, cos working ppl wanna have a life too and tt directly relates to looooong-ass  queues for ppl like us...

French pop

wow smashing...if u ever get bored of the net and desire some soothing tunes to accompany ur lonely nights....u shd chk out Accuradio!! Amongst the various channels there is bound to be something that would definitely match your preferred genre!

Just up, i found an AWESOMEly cool channel: FRENCH POP........yesh and for some strange reason when i tink of the french, there are onli 2 tings tt come to mi mind: sitting in a car going round n round on the roundabout beside the Eiffel tower in Paris, leaning against the window and watch da raindrops fall and menage a trois!! lol

ahhh weee wee i wannna go to zee Paris indeed!!   

as i stare into da rain, i can't help but tink of you....

Whoa damn its been a loong time since i've posted stg up here(such a cliche-d line summore muahaha..), but o well i dint tink any1 was reading stuff here aniways..so wad gave me da inspiration to write stg now?? one word: ADM.....i'm finally back where i belong....and boy does this place bring back memories!! flyin kites wif jilun and anna and farhan and getting piss ass drunk after tt (Rare time i got drunk OK!!), da numerous study sessions, camwhoring sessions on vick's mac, gossipy bitchin sessions wif peizhi.....hahaha o ya and bring qianyi all da way the top of ADM....o which reminds me farhan n fizh: ur "JUST DO IT" campaign SUCX...lol THK U AH!!

ahhh there's stg abt dis place dat just absorbs ur troubles and lets ur creative side shine even if its for a while. sch's becomin a real bitch wif just so many tings to learn and remember. WOW you'd be suprised at how much u learn in a 4 AU subject as compared to a 3 AU one...man no joke sia...mi notes are soo freakin thick and heavy this sem la..OH and da best part the lecturers speak in a language of their own. Even the PRCs dun understand the words comin outa him!

Turbanzzzzz....o well other than da freaking disgusting 179 queue every mng (i always end takin 199 which is faster as compared to standing in line waiting for 179 which has a horrible freq), the hall withdrawal symptoms have preety much subsided although evtime i pass by my old rm i can't help but tink abt da past 2 yrs....yeap perhaps it IS bttr dis way after all!!...............