Objection, ur honour mi client did not jizz in his pants!!

Just to spice tings up a lil little over mi wkend! decided to join mi sch peeps to visit the Supreme Court..da Alien-spaceship-looking tingy was having an open house! Seriously tt’s like the last place i wud ever tink of visiting but eh what the heck man, life’s so fuckin boring in this damn lil country, we’re jus running outa places to visit. It was pretty interesting and informative…like i found out they don’t use da hammer tingy (called a gavel, for all u use-da-rite-term anal freaks) to bring the courts to order, they use a buzzer to signal ev1 to rise when the judge strolls into court and THEY DUNT HAVE A JURY IN SG but every case is open to public viewing….wunder how tt works out but o well like i give a hoot…and while we were waiting in queue, which we seemed to do pretty much evwhere arnd there!! lol, i decided to interview mi frens and this is how it went: ENJOY….o btw do keep an eye out for the Lauffing Monster a.k.a Joyce lim!!! lol