Helipad @ Central review

As promised my review of HeliPad...

Well lemme start with an overall outlook...the last time i strolled outside on a fri, da place was packed out plus there was a cover! so a wkday i had booked for 5 , lo n behold i realised the whole place pretty much mine..

Crowd:
da crowd was generally older (OLDER den me...although there were some hot ppl)! pretty funky outlook although it was soo dark so u can't realli appreciate the interesting decor! Not too many ppl on a wkdae which makes it an excellent place to chill out and tok stuff.

Service:
hmmm well i'm da kind of person that factors in that 10% in mi head even b4 i step into a place so not realli particular abt it. but it was generally a 5 outa 10, nuthing extra but the fact that they managed to be patient wif vick's destructive 4-yr old behaviour, she dint stop even after wiping out 2 candles..aiyooo VICK wth hahaaha...O and it was in gd karma cos wen vick cheekily asked wad a a quickfuck was, da waiter promptly responded "Oh its a quickie realli.." and went on to tok abt da drink!! lol

Drinks:
Not a wide variety. Was disappointed cos onli had 3 beers and the the draft on tap was CARLSBERG...du i look like TAY PING HUI to u?? only he drinks dat shit....muahha aniways we tried da house specialities like the:
  1. On the dot -- which was horrible, tasted like bitter medicine...HORRIBLE...who da hell mixes midori with rum?? uck...
  2. Helipad Milkshake -- hmm this one not too bad...if u were in da mood to drink melted strawberry ice-cream..but stil a 7/10
  3. Helipad Iced tea -- The strongest! tink of long island but its blue...hahaha prob the most worth it...8.5/10
The hosepours were one-for-one from 6-2-9, but were so diluted u prob needed da 2 drinks.

Interior:
The entrance doors were the most captivating and thus invite a lota Zi pai moments...well at least onli wen i'm arnd!! haha but the doors like an elevator at first sight, but when they open up reveal a fullly-mirrored walkway into the place. the first floor was ur typical bar-ry kinda place..too dark though! the music was pretty gd after we came in..played some gd ol skool rock..but the most impressive wud be the alfresco viewing gallery @ lev2.its got a view of clarke quay although at the 5th floor, dunt ask for too much! at least u get a breeze and its quieter for you to realli open up ur soul and have a gd lauff wif frens...but beware of the rain!lol

All in all, i like helipad very much but infortunately i can't say its a gd spot for a regular hangout! more like chilling once a wk or twice a mth kinda ting! Unfotunately, the picx are all in manda's cam so until i send mi secret panda over to her place,pls patiently wait till its up on FBk!

ramblings indeed....

This happens if i'm particularly bored, waiting at a particular place when i'm rather particularly early.......

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I'm sitting on the steps outside central...hmmm...

Aniways while I wait for da rest of mi frens…decided to jus blabber out since i'm so bored! Les see ok this place has changed much since I was last yr which was close to 2 yrs...like der!! Lol moving on..err liang court's a new place I shd go for shopping...manda's on her way from ikea! Vick jus left sch..and i'm soooo darn bleaty bored…lalala…ooh hot chick, hot chick, ooh ugh not too hot FAT old angmoh man…errr…boat going by….no hot tourist!! Hmm coud they be swine flu carriers?? Hmm can’t tell from this distance…vibration vibration…o wait isn’t tt mi phone~

ooh ok fizh jus called me so ya bttr finish up mi rambling!
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I'll be maintaining every week and putting up stuff abt anyting N everythin!! So, expect the unexpected k!!

U swine!!

Whoa seems like the swine seems to be spreading but it'll be a while before it becomes a 28-days-later kinda epidemic! meanwhile life still goes on...yesh riteeee!! wad life??... o well maybe i shd set my expectations lower probably den i wunt be so dissapointed..YAR no shit!

Its reeeeeealy been a while since i've had a hearty lauff! ever since mi hernia op, i haven't realli been lauffing like mad for yrs...well i ges it prob is a gd ting as well....cos i'd lauff like a jackass: non-stop for hours to the extent even i get irritated!! lol but ya i ges it depends on the company u hang out with...

O and a lil tech update managed to get mi hands on MyPaper, and was reading abt a particular virus, Conficker. Apparently it was dismissed as a hoax by officials but after lying dormant it started resurfacing recently hitting msn contacts. So ppl pls if u ever get a shady link from sum1 which does not sound like da way the person talks den DON'T CLICK da link...cos it spreads to ur contacts as well!! besides if u wanna click a link from an offline person, at least call out to them to see if they're realli there??

Another reason to know if your getting old....Ur fren who's da same age as you is pregnant and inviting you to her baby shower in 2 wks! haiz...feeeling ancient sia!!

And btw y do they call it a baby shower, when ev1's showering the mum wif gifts! mite as well call it mama shower rite!! lol

All of the above

Rummaging thru mi drawer today mng, managed to stumble upon a dear possession of mine, which proved to clear all cravings of an audiophile like me. Not onli that, it did help me to wipe out the incessant NOISE generated while commuting in public transport. yesh, i'm talking abt mi wunderous MP3 player...which has realli become a thing of da past realli...now that mi hp satisfies that criteria, i dun realli see a purpose to carry around so many electronic stuff. i mean other than the fact that you hafta charge 2 different batteries, da media players on most hps these daes have pretty similar interfaces like a MP3 player.... o well tts jus me i ges!!

Meanwhile, it reali seems to be getting harder for me to rip mi music off da net..with another 2 of the sites i usually use changed some format in their webpage...so now i can't rip off easily...o well tt didnt stop me in the past and i sure as well am gonna get WAD I WANT!! muahahha...

Haiz, as April comes to an end i've onli got a month left to work and tt means mi LAST 2 PAYCHECKS...hmmm i realli need to go get a job!...

Meanwhile, tooo excited and can't wait for tue...gonna chk out the Helipad!! wahhh si beh ATAS sia...... whoo hooo....hopefulli it doesn't disappoint cos i'd realli lurve to visit there often!Stay tuned to find out more.....

Join the Armed forces, drop dead and gain some publicity

Jus cot news of an RSAF senior Technician losing his life on friday evening after dropping unconsicious...SAF is still investigating the cause...

Now, why on earth is it always that when the heart of sum guy in the service decides to fuck it, the local media have a fucking orgasm and spread out the breaking news. Are they trying to pinpoint how unfit those serving the nation are, or think they're getting to the bottom of some consipiracy where the Army is gentically modifying their soldiers by spiking the curry chicken in cookhouses across the island??

Like OMG la, U mean no1 else in the public just drops dead like tt isit?? If sum1 guy runs around bedok reservoir and drops dead, he'll prob never get onto da 930 news, unless of course he happened to wear a singlet bearing the emblem of a nearby army facility?? JEEZ man serioously?? Its not like those who join the service are immortals are they now??

knowing the unknown

just cot the movie: THE KNOWING....was alrite...not too bad i mean the story line started out pretty fine...hmm but not all that spooky like 'SIGNS', little more of a mystery combined with "the day after tommorow" kinda movie! but i tink i've watched all too many movies with crappy ass endings and this movie definitely fit in the top 10.

I mean aliens selectively picking out kids with acute intelligence and then drop them onto another planet and the views pans out to them running towards a Tree...all too cliche! Adam N Eve under the Tree of Life?? O pls....and if onli it didn't end with the scene where the entire world went up in flames after being hit with a freak Solar flare, i cud easily mistake it for a Disney movie!

And while i watching one particular scene, it realli got me thinking! U noe how some kid always asks the adult if they're gonna die, and instantly the adult goes: "noooo,NO, NOOOO...hey look at me, NOOO... i'm never gonna let that happen to u OK?!"...well img if adult responded this way: "well bobby, as a matter of fact yes, YESH bobby...ur gona die soon, and not just die but a HORRIFIC tragic death where your brains pop outa ur head faster than you can scream out for mummy!!...but its ok cos when that time comes mummy will be rite beside you OK?!"

muahhaa well ges there goes mi Oscar for Best Director huh?

Go easy on my conscience...

Sumhow or rather i'm still in The Cannery's mailing list...and even though its been eons since i've stepped into the dark lairs of temptation, i keep getting emails and updates and i ges its only fair that i share it with da 'Privileged' few.....

As far as i heard butter factory has not moved into its new premises as of yet. its lease got extended an extra mth...hmmm wunder if the exam period plus recession contributed to that tooo..well wen they finally decide to move out into One Fullerton, hopefulli the vibrations from the club doesn't chip off another chunk from our poor merlion!! lol

Ahh yesh, yet ano marketing strategy inspired by a dying clubbing crowd....the cannery has annouced that from wed-sat, ONE yesh u heard me...UNO covercharge for entry to ZIRCA, LUNAR & REBEL...hmmm 3 clubs for the price for 1! If u've ever had a fantasy of club-hopping in one nite and hate da fact that onli ladies get such perks, here's your dream come tru!

And for all drivers out there, a lil heads-up....seems like these daes our boys-in-white have started to come out and capture the history on singapore streets....however, armed with their cams they're also picking out those who misuse the BUS LANES...so if you do drive during those timings and see an empty lane, dun kay kiang and CUT INTO DAT LANE HOR!!

Its been a while we saw any change in the petrol prices, but alas as of 630pm local time, PetrolMAN had been summoned, and is glad to inform you of all grades (except diesel) taking a drop of 3 cents..98UL is now $1.596...Happy pumping!! if you've pumped dis aftnn before the drop, den PETROLMAN has but one ting to say...HAR LAN LAN SUCK THUMB!! whooooooooooooosh..........

Do heed thy words....

I sit alone staring up as i lay in the morning bus to work...watching, waiting, den watching summore and realise i could actually do both at the same time..silly me! so as i watch and wait. i start questioning mi existence/purpose in life as the bus precariously cuts thru trafiic....green, whiteandblue, green, whiteandblue, green, whiteandblue, green, whiteandblue.....the staggered formation of trees breaking mi view of the open morning sky...

....why does it seem so bright?? is the sun rising faster every day?? questions after questions...has any1 lived w/out having questions pop into their heads?...think abt the purpose of humans..why do we live?? so that we can JUST live?? Wad was evolution's plan for us? spectators in the arena or are we the lions that maw out on poor gaia?

Symbolism, analogies have always been a part of mi life...but never in my dreams! hmm i must have been a soothsayer in a past life!

There’s always a spoof….



Remember the Funeral Video advertisement done by the boys N gals in da Gah-men to promote family values??



Well here’s da spoof of that, courtesy of the MrBrownShow. Enjoy!!



http://mrbrownnetwork.com/media/mb/tmbs-090409-funeral_too.mp3

Ah neh-long

Saw this wicked poster at NUS, and just had to grab it and use it in da office! and boy was it attracting attention…comments include: “is it realli blood?”, “WAhh u crazy for money ah??”, “Side business huh???”….hmmm ahaha well i just replied all of them wif one response, “Wei, times are bad hor!!..btw u veli sueerr i nvr len u money this wk??”



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Steamboat...Hao Chi!!

muahahaha....had an awesome steamboat/teppanyaki/dun-shove-da-beef-mi-way session at Stace's place....wa kao we ate til we were all so full can!! o well i got enough 'real estate' to spare aniways. LOL

Speaking of real estate let me elaborate on the events before...well after work i manged to jump up the company transport heading out to Sengkang and reached S's place...wah and she stays like in da second highest floor of her whole flat. pretty scary to even lean over and see da ground! da moment i enter the house, suddenly some white furry ting jus ran past me(no its me i'm da BLACK furry ting lol). yesh trevor kept licking mi feet...hmmm ev1 says he's getting familirised wif u, nah i tink he's on his way to start up the dog-eating-dead-skin-on-feet spa!! MUAHAHAHA...but trevor later became mi obidient minion but unfortunately he got confused when i wanted him to bite his own master...DAaaamn u damn heng la S!!lol

O and we were playing monopoly as well..although it realli felt like singaporeans...Y? well all da chinese ppl were buyin so much property den lve da minority ah neh wif serangoon rd and some other green card place(WHERE NO1 LANDED ON SUMMORE!!)...the onli place ev1 kept landing on was mi serangoon rd..at first was damn excited but it died eventualli wen the rent ev1 had to pay was like 2 BUX la...KNS stupid place so worthless i buy McChicken oso satisfy me more...WAh lao den peiyu dun want to sell her geyland rd to complete mi property, basket she down there Mamasan-ing isit? and just cos she got hookers on her land her rent's 2 bux more den mine ...sia la...zzzz hahahaha

O well and the highlight of the nite was da MAHJONG!! WHOO HOO i finally noe how to play, well i still unclear as how to use ur special tiles but i can play da basic suits la!! So for those chinese ppl who STILL dunno how to play mahjong!!...shame on yu!! tsk tsk wuahahaha....O and a big thks to gummi and S, who were mi patient and wickedly awesome mentors...and an even bigger thks to S for letting me join their POST EXAM festivites...although i dun have exams dis sem!! HAR!! sickening bitch ain''t i??

O hot daaaamn its realli been a while since i've had a loong post..kudos to tt too..till next time ma peeps!

smashing i feel like a nerd!

ahaha yesh…well i met melinda for lunch @ nus and helping her out with some…correction NUMEROUS…problems in her com..some i manage to solve but the rest…well lest just say she’s bttr reformatting tt cluttered ting!



One word advice to all, pls dun install every godamn toolbar like google,windows live, ask.com, etc etc. there’re just gonna clutter up ur poor lappie! one way to solve if its too late: REFORMAT UR COM! usually most of ur lappie’s come with the bootup disks, if not chk arnd how others do it!!



Aniways i was helping out with some macros tingy used in excel which her prof asked her to go figure out! and aft lunch i went back onto mi com and solved everyting…now i although i feel proud of miself, i can’t help but ask miself…hmm is it cos i’m indian??



Oh plus cathy just came up wif ano name for mi version of a cross between a goatee and a soul patch. first it was a brazillian and now its…a landing strip…hmmmm..lol. oh hunny!! diao….

WTF is wrong wif msn these daes!!

omg la…how come there are so many viral links being sent by offline ppl?? is there like some goddamn virus that has sum how tapped on the msn contact list and spreading arnd like wildfire??



So darn irritating!!

Whoo hoo…got mi lappie back!!

WOW smashing aft like close to 2 wks i finally got back mi laptop from servicing…and i must say i was disappointed it takes soooo long…mi acer can do it must faster lor! However, i found out 2 tings that made all worth while:

  1. i can call the service centre to pick up mi laptop from mi doorstep….FOR FREEE …lol hmm maybe i shd make them come all the way to NTU la!!!
  2. When i was chking and calculating the disk space when i got back home, i realised the guy has upgraded mi hard disk from 250 to 320GB…FOR FREE….lol WOOOT niceeee =)

but aniways yep now comes the irritating part of re-installing the myraid of apps i need to use…RAWR how i wish i create one installer file to install evting else!!

Plus, i’m back to using vista! after going thru the arduous and completely insane running around jus to downgrade to XP, i dun reali tink its so much of a choice right now! however, if my firefox keeps crashing i just mite change mi mind!

P.s: i’ve added a poll on the right side, kindly fill it up thks!!