wah even bone marrow tissue is racist ah??

today, sum1 approached me from some voluntary organisation that helps matches to ppl with leukemia or other blood-related cancers. and they were gathering bone marrow donors, and when da person approached me i was like “hmm, am i too skinny to donate mi marrow??”…apparently not…so den i was like, “but very painful lei the method i mean i’ve seen on TV so many times…PAIN LEI”…to which she calmly reassured me there was no need to stuff a needle thru ur bone, but they can stimulate ur stem cells by some injection so a couple of daes later they can remove the stem cells from ur blood…painless as blood donation!!

hmm...den i found out an even more interesting fact…she approached me cos she said that mi ‘community’ was lacking donors and said if i din donate mi marrow i cud be taking da life of another indian person, whoa mi response: “wow i dint noe bone marrows were racist??”…which she cooly apologised saying that it was due to the bone marrow was a tissue, and hence it has to match genetics!!!

So now yal noe ah!!

to blog or not to blog…

wa kao nowadays so sian even to blog sia…hmmm but o well… although mi job’s pretty slack, when i’m busy i’m rather busy! lol oooh and i shd start taking the company bus in the morning as well and save a lil more mullahs lol.

had lunch wif  li ting a.k.a Melinda @ NUS…hahaha i still can’t get over da fact tt her name’s melinda…she’s soo much more of a liting den a melinda la!! o well…

finally da bazaar at NUS came to life today…or rather at least wen i was still arnd…it had all da exciting aspects of a typical bazaar: gorgeous red-bull babes (i jus lurve da speed they open up da cans!), Free milo from da milo truck…ok sidetrack story---if i had to choose between da two, what do you tink i’d choose?? haha les see who realli noes me tt well!!…plus there was a pretty gd live band plus some guy scratchin on the turntable! and he was quite a disappointment i mean i was expecting him to like do slides or zig-zags or one of those complex moves but instead all he did was jus POKE da bleaty turntable la…WHO CANNOT DO SIA!! JEEEEEZ…

The lead vocal for the band loooked damn sweet la and sum1 who’s like wickedly awesome to converse with…realli reminded me of sum1 back in mi JC daes..haiz y can’t we have more gals like tt in mi sch??? haiz…sianism at its max…but o well all i can do is cover mi sorrows with all mi jokes and pretend that all’s fine and dandy!!

 

P.S: pls dun comment abt me abt emo…o for fuck’s sake if i dun emo here, u want me to lament to u isit?? omg la a guy needs somewhere to release his emotions!

the unborn….

hmmm cot the unborn yestdae, which is opening in theatres on the 26th of march!!…

wow its pretty scary with the feel of an exorcist movie except the victim here lives on and the freakiest part though, the demon does not possess the victim but onli those arnd her! its got some shit freaky scenes of contortions and the typical ‘sightings’ and ghostly dying dreams. the demon is jewish btw and apparently started haunting da victim’s grand-uncle during the german occupation and after killing her own brother, the demon goes on to haunt the family line from the grandma to the mum and now her!

O and guys pls dun be fooled into watching this movie by the ‘misleading’ poster (although i must say i wasn’t too disappointed in tt department)…i think you noe wad i’m talking abt and if u dun, den pls go chk wif ur mum if u were reali born a guy! Hmm da storyline seems to have very few unexplained gaps..i.e its easy to follow unless ur momentarily distracted by the freaky parts! so final verdict i’d give it a 3.5/5 for storyline and a 4/5 for the F-factor.

hmm o btw i wondered for a moment there what wud i look like if i cameo-ed in a horror movie and this is what immediately came to mind…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

O and to top it all off, why dun’t u take a look at the trailer for urself…O but i must warn u there is a game u must complete in order to get to the trailer and if i were you, i’d turn off the sound before playing the game…YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

http://www.mytwinhauntsme.com/

Thinking of but who???

- Katy Perry Lyrics

 

have been playing this song non-stop today…dunno y but jus having dat mopey feeling again…haiz…wait did i jus create a new mood?? MOPEY?? hmmm interesting…

Objection, ur honour mi client did not jizz in his pants!!

Just to spice tings up a lil little over mi wkend! decided to join mi sch peeps to visit the Supreme Court..da Alien-spaceship-looking tingy was having an open house! Seriously tt’s like the last place i wud ever tink of visiting but eh what the heck man, life’s so fuckin boring in this damn lil country, we’re jus running outa places to visit. It was pretty interesting and informative…like i found out they don’t use da hammer tingy (called a gavel, for all u use-da-rite-term anal freaks) to bring the courts to order, they use a buzzer to signal ev1 to rise when the judge strolls into court and THEY DUNT HAVE A JURY IN SG but every case is open to public viewing….wunder how tt works out but o well like i give a hoot…and while we were waiting in queue, which we seemed to do pretty much evwhere arnd there!! lol, i decided to interview mi frens and this is how it went: ENJOY….o btw do keep an eye out for the Lauffing Monster a.k.a Joyce lim!!! lol

 

Stars W\out makeup are black holes

Omg was chking out channelnewsasia and sumhow i manage to pulll out this horrifying pic of ‘sin-seh lohan’…u noe got this new type of fizh hor?? very farmous!! sure tio 4d,toto, big sweep,score, EPL betting-whatever-its-called!! hahah not funni ah?? ok lor den i stop joking and show how Lindsay Lohan looks like if u manage to see her out in the streets…. but first must give BIG BIG disclaimer, dis chingapore ah evting mus follow black n white one!!

 

--  DIZCLAIMZER!! (btw tt’s not french)  --

THIS PICTURE HAS NOT BEEN ALTERED THROUGH PHOTOSHOP OR ANY OTHER MEANS. THIS PHOTO MIGHT SEEM UNDESIRABLE TO MANY AND MAY CAUSE INVOLUNTARY SPASMS TO AREAS OF YOUR BODY I’M NOT INCLINED TO REVEAL, OTHERS MIGHT SUFFER FROM TEMPORARY EYE LOSS…eh siala…WAD I MEANT WAS TEMPORARY BLINDNESS AND LOSS OF HAIR and possibly ur eyebrows!!

 

 

 

 

WAH yal still wanna see ah?? asking for trouble lei yal!!! ok lor here u go…..

 

 

i wanna say stg more but then i realised this picture is makin…me……bleaugh!!!!

“Crouching Ah neh, Hidden imbalance”

Wow its been a loong time since this came up…but finally found da link Li Ji had posted it too!! thks man…

Btw, this was during mi D-boating stint @ Lower pierce\Seletar reservoir and there was this surfboard ting-a-ma-jig although it realli looked like i was standing on a big ironing board! lol aniways here’s mi various attempts at mastering the wickeddly awesome skill of “Crouching Ah neh, Hidden imbalance”..Enjoy!! lol

 

 

~ DIE-Hard LIONS fan ~

Wow the news today has realli some good shit worth reading about…a refreshing break from all the recession talk. Yeh we know oreadi…TIMES ARE BAD!!

Aniways, FAS has lifted the ban on Aussie footballer Abbas Saad after hearing his appeal. Man this guy was legendary back in those days, together with David Tan and Malek Awab, Fandi and Sundram. Abbas was also requesting to return back and contribute to the local soccer scene. Wow, all that commitment after a 14 yr ban for a '1st time offender'…o well does tt mean we can expect another Tiger Cup match in future?? Like the one in '93 where ev1 wore the red lion jerseys wif pride!!! Those were the days….

In other news, apparently there's a shortage of female engineers…o wow now there's a surprise!! Haha and apparently this company, which introduced a revolutionary "Introduce a girl to engineering day"…like wtf..omg la….need I say anymore?? i'm just amused by the weird ass campaign the companies come up with….nuthin against gals wanting to be engineers! I mean hey u wanna be engineer, I dun wanna be engineer ….we gotta keep up the balance right?!

OOOh any1 wanna go IT fair on sat on sun?? Jio me k ….Thks u vellli mooch!!

10 random things:

1.I miss writing philosophical bullshit on the class chalkboard!

2.there's so many circle line stations but still no direct train from tampines to boon lay

3.why is toilet paper usually white?

4.there is a racist side to ALL of us!

5.if u dun use a brolly wen its raining, u get wet!

6.u can't clap wif one hand,and if u try to make a sound while doing so, it becomes a SLAP!

7.if u poke sum1 and they poke back, u cud have a shot of sleeping wif dat person!u

8.if sum1 gives u 10 bucks, and u return dem 8,u can then settle ur debt by buying tt person a McChicken burger!

9.Today is the second Friday the 13th of the year, the last one's in November

10.i tend to sleep in a foetal position.

 

 

I'm truly sorry U had to endure through that list….nah I'm not….MUAHAHAHA

beware of ppl’s nicks

hahaha before ur backside itchy and u wanna comment on ppl’s nick, lemme tell u y u shdn’t do tt!!!

saw manda’s nick abt her brudder being able to name 5 Forbes Supermodels at da snap of his fingers and so i reversed it and threw it back @ her saying i can give her 5 gd reasons at da snap of mi fingers of why she’s a Forbes Supermodel….and voila sumwhere along tt convo she threw it back on me and changed her nick to “at the snap of mi fingers i can give 5 reasons why Prakky is a Forbes Supermodel”

Reason 1: supermodels are tall and skinny and therefore they have no boobs = u have no boobs

Reason 2: supermodels are bitchy and u can bitch on the spot (albeit not so mean)

Reason 3: supermodels can pose anytime, anywhere, u also can!

Reason 4: supermodels take pictures for a living, u may not, but u always like to ask ppl take camera out and say 'TAKE PEEKTURE TAKE PEEKTURE!!!'

Reason 5: linda evangelista once said she doesnt get out of bed for less than 50,000 a day, she is a diva, and u are..............PRAKKY THE DIVA!!

 

Riteeeeee ok…wif frens like this who needs bah chor mee?? muahahhaha manda luv THK U AH!!!!

hmmm its like sampling in real life…

of all the times i’ve been to NUS for lunch i must say jus loooking arnd, the gals there are much more different than NTU… like amongst the crowd there’s always this one gal tt just looks so sweet, she just sticks out from the rest. and as i gaze (not mentally undress hor…i only GAZE @ beauty…) at her, i get this awkward hollywood moment where evthing slows down.  and i cud swear wai tuck’s voice slowly droned to that slow motion voice. man it was pretty weird and funny at the same time and so serene and calm and i was jus stoning at her…jus lookin on and on and on and on….and den mi boss called me and asked me to come back to work cos i had to help him wif some urgent audit stuff!! DARNZZZZZZ…wad a mood spoiler!!

hahaha and if ur wondering y this post is soo boh liao??? ask me abt it………

argghhhh y does it seem so diff??

jus came back from sch after having dinner with da 2 Fs…and boy O boy, NTU realli does seemed to have changed very much! i duno y but i get da same feeling wen i hop on over to NUS for lunch! i can’t seem to find a single familiar face…why why WHY??? all da more reasons to remind me of how old i’m getting!! haiz goddamnit and although mi attachment seems pretty cool i can’t seem to find anyting to write in mi logbk. i mean wen i was idling away back in da company in da east side, at least i seem to be able to find stuff to write about and filling up da pages dint seem a prob…now that i move over to da sci park side, i dun feel like an IA student anymore…rather a supervisor who has 4 inspectors under his charge! plus if anyting goes wrong with the computer, immediately prak is activated! macham like i’m some IT guy jus sitting near by! hahaha all in all as a lil mundane as it may be, it isn’t too bad cos i got awesome bosses!

I mean i jus told mi boss today that mi prof’s comin down tmw…and he’s like “hmm ok so wad u want me to do, prepare knife for you??” muahahhaa wif a sense of humor like tt, work’s a breeze i tell ya!! lol

Can you say for sure…

Can you say for sure,

that you think of serving others before urself?

Can you say for sure,

that life REALLY is fair ?

Can you say for sure,

that no matter what happens you’ll be strong?

Can you say for sure,

that you will do good even if no1 is looking?

Can you say for sure,

that time will heal your emotional scars?

Can you say for sure,

that you can be trusted with a secret?

Can you say for sure,

that you are who you want to be?

Can you say for sure,

that you’ll find the right soul mate eventually?

Can you say for sure,

that you know your purpose in life???

Seven pounds

hmmm jus cot this movie by will smith…mi personal take: if u dun realli have the rite frame of mind to watch this, it can be pretty darn draggy. but thkfully i was…and i must say it was a beautiful movie. Really reminded me of ‘Crash’ too…

well basically will smith plays Ben who steals the identity of his brother and assumes the role of an IRS agent. using his new identity, he gathers up the names of 7 strangers who are in dire need of help. why? well possibly because of the guilt trip he mite have been facing after an accident where he caused 7 ppl to lose their lives, including his wife. One of those he tries to help is a patient with a genetic heart disorder, whom he falls in love with and after finding out that she doesn’t have much time to live as her blood type’s pretty rare, he commits suicide (how? he used his pet jellyfish to sting him to death tok abt creative suicides!…well at least he din’t goin arnd stabbin sum1, particularly in the hands and back!!) and amazingly his heart gets donated to her, but they dint show the part where he knew they were da same blood type but O well…o and wen he died his corneas help another blind stranger he was helping get his eyesight back!

A truly sad story…he helps improve the lives of those, in whatever way he can and for those who can only improve their QOL(Quality-of-life) through organ transplants he sacrifices his own life for their sake. When something tragic has happened to us or as a result of us, what are the choices we will make?; do we choose to move on and be strong and get on with our lives? do we learn from our mistakes and engage actively to prevent others from ever going thru such tragedies? or do we simply take the easy way out and just stop living? and even if we kill ourselves, tinking that all hope is lost, do we make sure we at least do some gd with our death or the last counts of breath before our fateful departure.

Its not a hairnet….its called a bouffant..fuggin french!!

Hahaha yesh tt's rite aapparently we can't say hairnet, its not professional we gota say "oh prak, have u donned ur hair bouffant??"… WTF haiz nvr a boring day at work. And sumhow when something 'interesting' happens at work, its usually a pain in the ass!! Hahaha… and spking of a pain-in-the-ass, I'm pretty sure the company transport is playing catch wif me la!! Like seriously….

I'm so pek-cheked by wad happened this mng that I just had to illustrate this catch phenomenon:

I refer u to exhibit 1, courtesy of Google Maps…



So there I was, at approximately 0638hrs, travelling along tampines ave 4. As my bus passed by tampines central 5, I saw mi transport parked at location C, with its hazard lights on. Ok so I tot hmm I mite actually be able to catch the bus. As I alighted at location A, I hurriedly walked across to B (Tampines MRT) after which I had crossed the station to get to C, but as I exited the station I stood in absolute disbelief as my transport had rushed off. Wtf WTF were the next few tots in head, followed by OMG moogerfooger I missed it by like 45 sec!!! RAWR….

Haiz, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, from this I give u mi concluding statement now…

Of all the subjects I've dissolved and left to decay after their respective exams, apparently Forensics will always be a part of me!!

HAAHA no link rite!! Prak is such a henster!! MUAHAAAHAHA

Mi dragon is fading…

 

Whoa wad a wkend I've had.. Went out wif Kwan lin, Li ji, and Kai shing for dragon boating…..yesh tt's rite Prakky does Dboating. After the practice session, which was like on Vdae, we tot we stood pretty good chances and we did….well at least up till the 1st race….after the second race tings started getting crazy. There was one part where I had even paddled air and I realized why!! THE WHOLE LEFT SIDE STARTED TO TIP OVER so the rest on the right had to paddle even deeper. Turban!! And they changed the drummer for the second race who cudn't play to our pace, we got confused, leading to lack of coordination, etc etc ….which made us the 4th in the race but there were only 4 of us in dat particular race!! So sad sia, we reallli cud have gone to the semi-finals if only we had stuck to our original configuration!!

O well, I wasn't too disappointed after I got my 1st airbrush tattoo…hahahaha yes I got a glimpse of what a real one wud look like and where I should place mi tattoo. Here's a glimpse of mi ‘dragon’:

Nice right, man it was wickedly awesome la…athough its been 4 daes now and its starting to fade!! Arghh….o well adding to the list of stuff I have to do wen I step outa mi house:

"#23 - Get a Prison break tattoo on my back!!"