HAPPY but SHY

whoo hooo!!! yesh in case you guys haven't heard i'm ATTACHED!!!

hahaha dun ask me how i did it...it was so farni...i was soo bleaty nervous la!!! RAWR heeeheee but o well i managed to pull it off!!

Reaaali haaaaaapy.....and the funniest part, the moment i change mi status, ev1 flocks to mi blog!!! hahaha HILDArious!!!

Phew uck....so much dust

yesh...if there's one ting accumulating dust behind mi cupboard, it has gotta be mi GUITAR....and no i'm not toking abt some lame ass piece of plastic u plug into ur TV and press a few coloured butons!! forgive me for being so blunt but pressing the right coloured button at the right time doesn't turn into an overnight rockstar!!

So to those who still remember music as something you painfully had to master over the months!! AMEN to you.....

Aniways, went over a couple of chords on mi acoustic Santa Cruz....hmmm doesn't sound very flashy....not even El-Mariachi-ish....o wellz....crap man barre chords still being a bitch, and i've concluded the onli way i can master those: Either learn from sum1 gd or I must break n contort mi hands so i can stretch out and hold down the notes!!

Hmmm, i tink you know which seems more probable a choice to me!! OLE..........

VOOM VOOOMMMMMM

hahaha...wow so how did U spend ur F1 wkend? well seriously u must have at least cot it on TV or at least gone near the race area jus to get a feel of the atmosphere...Welll i jus managed to catch the last 35 laps of the race tonite. Well now what can i say...hmmm if ur expecting me to go all technical and starting toking abt F1 stuff, let me jus reveal i'm not realli an avid follower

All i was expecting was an epic crash...u noe like Final destination style! LOL hmmm ok kinda morbid ah! fine well i'm one of those ppl who watch sports to wait for the worst to happen!! so ya hahaha onli 2 eventful disasters though: a 360 takeout by the Indian team and dejavu moment by the redbull team wen they nearly ran out with the fuel hose still attached....nearly took out a crewman too!!

Ahhh all in all, was kinda disappointed that no1 went the wrong way like last yr! shit all too familar wif the track oreadi!! DARNNNNN....lol

haizzzzz....2 daes without toking to u...gosh i'm missing u like crazy oreadi...can't wait for you to come back tmw!!! YAY!!!! :P

New use for that EZlink card

Apparently there's a new use of the new cepas EZlink cards...well for the elderly at least!!

From next month, elderly folk who hold the new tap-and-ride ez-link transit cards can use them to make crossing the road less hurried.

Card readers have been installed at five pedestrian crossings here, just above the button that activates the Green Man.

Time to renew my subscription to that facebook group "i wanna punch slow-walking people..."!! LOL

OOOOH wheee XoXo episode 2

gosh had a much needed reunion with SnP Co. last night at acid bar..too bad cudn't stay too long but tribulations of the heart jostled me away from good company..phew, and thk god she msged me today, saying she made it across the border...it was stg she was looking forward to for a long time and i'm happy for her....

Aniways, finally managed to catch episode 2 of GG.wow, didnt reali find the 1st episode to be captivating but DAAAMN georgia and dan again? hmmm and well serena, chuck was preety much rite abt her being a trainwreck still!!!

ahh its da recess next wk but seems like i gotta be raiding the lab more often trying to get started on my FYP!! mi prof has pretty high standards and wants me to deliver results in 6 wks!RAWR

All the madness, all the juggling hope it turns out for the best..cos unlike Serena i aint got the means to recover from mi messes!!haiz

Jizz in my...ooops HER THIGH!!!

Hohoho....check out this piece of Singapore news i stumbled upon!


I wunder if this guy had heard this song "Jizz in my pants"...he sure as hell could relate to it!!


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A TOP graduate blamed his medical condition for ejaculating on the thigh of a woman in a bus but the judge did not buy it.

Two doctors said Chong Weien, 28, suffers from spontaneous ejaculation and is easily aroused even without any physical stimulation.

This cut no ice with District Judge Jill Tan, who said in her judgement: 'Even if the accused did suffer from a spontaneous ejaculation on the bus, this did not rule out the possibility that he could have brushed his penis against the victim's thigh as well.'

The judge found him guilty and sentenced him to 15 months in jail and three strokes of the cane on June 19.

Chong has filed an appeal against the conviction and sentence while the prosecution is appealing to the High Court to increase the sentence.

He has a previous similar conviction and was jailed for 15 months and caned three times in 2002

On his release, Chong continued his studies in psychology at the National University of Singapore (NUS). His latest offence was committed in his final year.

On the night of Sept 14, 2006, the victim, a Chinese national studying in a different faculty, boarded a NUS shuttle bus to return to her hostel.

Chong, who was wearing a T-shirt and a pair of shorts and holding a jacket at waist level, pressed his crotch against her in the bus.

She felt something wet on her thigh and demanded to know what he was up to. Both of them then got off the bus.

Her male friend who followed them noticed damp stains on Chong's jacket and realised that it was semen.

The woman, who cannot be identified as she is a victim in an outrage of modesty case, testified that Chong apologised and promised not to do it again.

Police were called and a DNA test confirmed that the semen on her thigh was his.

The court also heard from two doctors that Chong suffers from spontaneous ejaculation.

Chong's lawyer Ravinderpal Singh told the court that his client had graduated at the top of his class in 2007 and has been accepted to do a Master's in clinical psychology at James Cook University in Australia.

The lawyer asked for a minimal sentence without caning.

But Judge Tan noted that Chong had outraged a woman's modesty on a bus, which she said was 'an extremely brazen act'.

She felt a maximum sentence was inappropriate as no minor was involved.

The great DIVIDE

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Wah yal can dun be like tt or not!! Gosh...

o no its back again

its weird and hilarious at the same time....

OMG...i can't beileve u made me feel JEALOUS la...gosh...

SOOO hooot



aHahaha....here's a remix of our very own sg world 2009 Queen of Hospipatalipality and Leopard Prince and the wonder girls hit 'So Hot'...enjoy!!!

yellow bird, yellow bird

Yellow bird, up high in banana tree.

Yellow bird, you sit all alone like me.

Did your lady friend, leave your nest again?

That is very sad, makes me feel so bad.

You can fly away, in the sky away.

You’re more lucky than me.


hahahaha...errr... :X

hmmm if onli i got this cake for mi bdae....


The 3 tings that nvr fail to please me: Cream Cakes, Coke....and if ur not too picky abt the use of Cs, Gummy Bears!!

Aint' i cheap or wad!! LOL

XOXO is back in action!!

Ahhhhh ..wad a goddamn hellava wk i had!! plus it was mi bdae wk!! gosh....this is the one wk i've had way tooo many bdae parties to organise in sch!!

Well all dat stress is finally over...reali glad that mi fyp defence is finally over and it went out well!! although some interesting qns were raised, i kinda managed to smoke it off!! and it seems ev1 like my presentation skills, but my prof was not realli FULLY impressed with mi content! ahh well it cud have gone worse...but just when i tot i cud chill off, it seeems da workload jus seems pretty firmly planned ahead...but u noe wad! i'm jus gonna chill out in the meantime sia...

O yesh and i've finally cot GG season 3....whoooo hooo!! niceeee....looks like its back to mi fave serial wk after wk!! till next time...XoXo u noe u luv me!!! hahhaha

eadb yppah

haiz...ITS MI DAMN BDAE AND YET I'M SOO MOODY!!..1000 apologies for yelling out at fizh!

o crap man, wad a sucky bdae sia!! den again i realli can't be bothered wif mi bdae and hope no1 else does too! i'm seriously way past the phase of feeling hurt if no1 remembered my bdae, gosh sux la u PRAK..

daaamn and i'm feeling so fucked up rite now, i'm actualli comparing this very dae and the exact date 2 yrs ago and wondering which is worse?? hmmm i still tink dat dae was much more worse compared to what i have now la...haiz..feeeling soo emo and i noe y!!

WHERE"S MI MUTHA FUCKING ALCOHOL....i'm abstaining way too long..withdrawal kicking in...can't fight...nooo... moreee....RAWR!! sobsss

No CLubbin n No booze n No hall makes prak a MISERABLE Piece of shit!!

blast from da post ~

WUUUHOOOOO...i've jus read news dat 've actualli hit da 300-post mark!! wickeddd...

came across this quote and realli tinks it makes A LOTA sense to me like seriously:

...."If Ex-lovers remain as frens, it onli means one of two things: either they're still in love, or never really were"...

gimee a sign ~

If she fights it, i'll know for sure....

If she doesn't, it still doesn't mean anyting...

Haiz...am i realli ready to down this road again?? Is it worth it??

I sure as hell hope it is...else hey there's always a-a-a-alcohol...... =S

RIP Mi dear MWG

Here lies a gd companion that nvr failed to wake me up in the morning, let me know mi schedule for the day and the wks ahead, help start off mi 1st podcast, guided me as i wandered aimlessly in despair along the streets of singapore, helped pass the hours by playing UNO with you and informed me the latest happenings in the world while sipping on chamomile tea in starbux....

Ahh yesh it wasn't even a year that you were with me, but alas u decided it was time to go!

Tsk, as irritated as i am, i'm glad to know that you've been replaced with someone equally capable as well!!

Goodbye!!

-insert evil laugh-

muahahah...wahhh i can't believe i even tot of it...yep as diabolical as it may seem, the plan seems seems soo sneaky i've fallen in luv wit it so much!!

hopefully evting goes according to plan, now if only i were to start by........heh heh heh

Slow me down

What good is life if you can never stop to watch it in its full glory?

I miss the gd times when i cud jus lean back, close my eyes and know when i opened them i'd nvr have wasted a single second of mi life but rather had actualli stopped the clock!! Now, it seems every second is like a precious drop of invisible gold...haiz.. i jus can't keep up!!

Gonna break soon....need an outlet....hopefulli no1 asks me the stupid qn of why i'm emo-ing after reading this post! seriously i need sum fucking place to write it all out...and where else can i? on msn? w/out someone comin up wif da wonderous qn?!!

"Prak, y so emo man??"

Why i cannot be tired isit ?? i can't emo isit?? WAdeVer la k!....

jus tired of it all...dunno wen i'm gonna break but seriously, u dun wanna be arnd wen i do!! TRUST ME...haiz

RAMENIZED~

Today has got to be da longest i've ever stayed in sch w/out a solid reason but boy o boy did i end it well....finally satisified my Ramen craving @ JP!

hahaha went for the Spicy char sue wif EES-LEEMEN-TEE (yesh ttz how i pronounced ice lemon tea) plus fried tofu. the drink came first and had to wait some time for the Ramen to appear on the table but damnnn...i had almost finished it and our side dishes dint arrive yet..it finally came after we POLITELY hounded them twice! but all in all, it was a gd dinner i had in wks!! lol

and i was pretty nonchalant when my fren voiced out her amusement to the fact that i cud appreciate Ramen and stuff like that..o well all part and parcel of a day in a minority race!LOL

aniways i'm outta here...gotta slp soon and wake up to be in sch by 9 tmw again to buy curry puffs for my fyp workshop...abt 40 curry puffs to be exact!!