o no there’s goes mi company….bus??

wad a fuggin joke i had yestdae mng! man o man early in da mng i had to rise-n-shine….although i have no idea y sum1 wud call it shine?? i mean except for the extremely hot gods n goddesses out there, which are extremely rare, the rest of us dumfucks wake up looking like crap wen we wake up! try walkin into a train or a bus with da b4 7am crowd…hahaha its da only time probably u’d hear da aircon blowing away in the train. LOL aniways back to mi discovery…so i waited and rushed (errr ya its cos of the earlier i had to do da latter..lol) and cud not find a  damn bus in sight…hell it was soo dark man even i was afraid i cudn’t find miself…shit i’m serious!! daaaamn i’ve nvr seen such darkness since before i came uni tt’s like 3 yrs ago!! LOL….but yeah man it was DARRRRRKKK LIKE DAAAARK KNIGHT-kinda dark!! lol so i managed to scope out one bus at da designated area so i decided to ask da driver if he was gg sci park…apparently not…

waited for ano 10 mins, and after tt i was like o wad da heck jus take train lor!! so off i went determined to catch da bus on the way back…so wen it came close to 530 started packing mi stuff and rushed out….i have no idea y i always have to rush but anyhoo, i realised i was abt to miss da bus again and i wanted to raise mi hand, but jus then a jimmy-neutron brainwave moment occured…u noe da ones where they zoom into his brain activity…and i put mi hand rite back down into mi pocket and cooly pulled out mi ezlink card and walked off..

First of all, it was crowded to da max, so LL n GG…but the ting tt pissed me off da most was THAT’S DA MOST PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A COY BUS…i mean it was more of a mini-van la…u noe da type kids take to sch in da mng!! LIKE TT FuCK how da hell u expect ppl to get in tt…i tot got so many ppl stay in EAST now how come like tt?? KNNB…maybe throw in a CCB oso appropriate! haiz frustrating next step go complain mi boss and ask him to stir noise lor!! LOL

Are U a ninja warrior??

HAHAHAAA no i’m not…holi crap man did u see da ‘stunts’ they pull in dat show?? omg yesh tt’s not a freaking tournament those are pure stunts done by crazy ppl…lol…damnnnnn…well part of trying to distract mi-self from ‘loving in the 1st degree’ i decided to give national TV a try and bam did tt show rawk mi sox!! lol after a while i swear even i was yelling at the friggin contestant spurring him on…

WAhh da final stage was absolutely stunning…LIKE THIS-CAN-ONLI-HAPPEN-IN-JAPAN stunning!!..hahaha well 4 contestants made it to da finals and one by one they kept falling down into murky waters of doom. but this last guy man he had some amazing upper body strength so he made allll da way and almost completed da final part BUT GES WAD?? as he jumped onto da last cushion he lost his balance and fell backward AND LOST JUS COS OF TT!! WTF…are u SERIOUS?? omg man if tt happened in singapore…things wud definitely be diff from the jap ending (where they all went home wif smiles mind U!!)

Here’s how it wud go in our sunny island: one week from today it’ll be all over the local papers and its forums, the following week it’ll be a hot topic on STOMP.sg, 1 mth later a small group would gather @ speaker’s corner and file a suit against Mediacorp, 2 mths later the case still goes on with Mediacorp being on a strong defensive, 3 mths later Mediacorp wins da case and all those who gathered in Hong Lim park dat dae kena HORLAN!!! hahaha aiya yup dunt u jus luv singapore!! so safe rite!!

I mizz clubbin....

o yesh I do very much so...haiz! I can't even rem wen's da last time I went...o man I wish da whole feeling, da drinks, da dressing up, da WOMEN! lol haiz...hmm and da more I look at it I dun realli see a lota free time in yr 4 as well! i'm getting squeezed so fuggin hard here, I jus hope I spring out wen i'm due and not a moment sooner!..we'll see O we'll see, wunt we..

a voice for a 1000 issues

been listening to an american podcast lately..pretti gd shit or at least to me la! and makes me wonder y I haven't come up wif a show of mi own! I mean seriously dis cud kinda fun...lol

I was tinking of topix to tok abt and came up wif 2 possible ones: recession n racism...actually had politics in mind but knowing how protective da gah-men is tot i'd let tt one slide...

now if I cud jus find a quiet spot to start recording ma shit...o btw if any1 wants to cameo or be a co-host by all means holla out aite??!!thkz

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Chinks in da hood??

out in da news todae was how chinese bizmen were organizing trips to da states and picking out hot property, taking advantage of the real estate crunch in da states…now although that makes perfect economic sense, have they ever considered da social implications..Man these ah-tiongs have no clue at all, that after coming back home after a shitty day at work and\or possibly even getting retrenched, the last ting that Americans want is to find a chink just became their neighbour!!!Haiz…all they’re doin is just giving em ano reason to hate asians even more…while they’re living in gloom, these mofos are running arnd their brand new pool. jeeez…and les not look so far away shall we i mean hey, the same shit happens rite here man!!! RAWR bastards

and da rest of the news was pretty much ordinary…nuthing much, just a 13-yr old boy becoming a father in britain and more companies reporting quarterly losses, Koala bears finding their soul mates after surviving bushfires….yup nothing special !!

Dboat on V dae

wow on a day for love...i've taken to da waters n rowed mi way for luv! lol for da 1st time I went dragonboating @kallang! it was an exxonmobil but got invited by some fren interning there...wow boy was it shaggedelic sia! but overall it was kinda fun n stuff although I have no idea wad's gonna happen in 2wks time wen we meetup for Dboat competition! lol o well it seems that our boat has the most number of yungsters but hopefulli we can beat da lao jiao's...but I must say it was exhilarating to finallY do stg physical again!

But ya aft tt we went off to da beach rd hawker ctr for lunch which was one hellava walk la..and I finally found the famous fondue stall...drooool haha suddenly got urge to round sg on supper run...haiz if onli I stayed back in hall...Rawr...haiz...

and now I shall end off with a 'wise but DUHH' quote of the day:

"if u carry a mooger-fooger BIG card arnd for ppl tp sign, do not assume tt every tom-dick-and-harry carries a pen waiting to sign it!"

damn its friday da 13th >.<

wah piang such an un-friggin-lucky day sia...

1st mi pass can't access da damn office..dunno y got prob but all I noe is I had to wait for sum1 to open da dr before I can go out! damn ker-lian la!...nvr mind....

den after that realised can't print cos wen da server was migrated they forgot to map out the printer link.so sian...so had to search hi n low to manually set da link!plus da wireless was down so had to arnd for a lan cable...amazingly I found back mi old cable tgt I had thrown out cos I tot I wudn't need to use it anymore...da irony!

ooh lemme save the best for last... was supp to get mi pay today...like FINALLY!....and wen I got da cheque found out that we we're like shortchanged by 55bucks...and after so much speculation me n mi frens decided to send a mail to hr to ask how was our pay calculated? and we're still waiting for an answer!

haiz well I hope day goes bttr den mine....

ooh i'm using me hp to blog...

wow I have no idea if this is gonna work but it'll be friggin cool if it does la...wow n I must say i'd onli continue blogging ONLY N ONLY IF I see any1 bothering to read..so pls do tag here regularly k! thks peeps..bttr publish mi post n cross mi fingers n hope it works!lol