Cocaine found in Red Bull

Whoa smashing, niceeee...hahaha whoa red-bull itself is pretty awesome, img spiking it wif coke man!! and here i was, tinking that coke can onli be snorted!! hmm prob there was some drug smuggling syndicate between austria n taiwan? lol

Aniways here's da scoop on the rest of the story:

The Taiwan authorities said yesterday they had confiscated nearly 18,000 cases of Red Bull energy drinks with traces of cocaine.

The drinks, worth around NT$25 million (S$1.1 million), were part of a shipment that arrived from Austria in April, of which some were available from retailers and department stores, the Agence France-Presse reported.

In Singapore, Agri-Food and Veterinary Authority spokesman Goh Shih Yong said that the Red Bull energy drinks available in the country are imported mainly from Thailand, Malaysia and Vietnam, but the AVA will be sending samples for testing.

errr....hmmm is AVA looking for part-time sample testers?? LOL

~ The peanut sauce in Rojak is Singaporeanness ~

Was checking out some random site and happened to stumble upon its take on singapore culture.
Noticed an interesting portion in the demographics section! It says,

"The Chinese constitute about 78 percent, the Malays 14 percent, the Indians 7 percent, and others 1 percent of the population. The ethnic composition of the population has been relatively stable."

Hmmmmm i wunder what they meant by relatively stable?? jeez did they consider the influx of other migrants?? Not only that, this site was notoriously full of misconstrued or outdated info.

Like for example, it says inter-ethnic marriages were uncommon and that our National Day is on the 31st of August...hmm the author obviously confuses us with our northern neighbour i suppose. Plus, there are like onli 3 photos on the whole page and their all depicting back in the days when we just got our independance!

Perhaps the most controversial statement it has would be this one:

"Chinese are over-represented in professional, technical, administrative, and managerial jobs, whereas Malays are the most underrepresented in highly skilled jobs, with Indians in the middle."

Hmmmm, i shall leave this to your own interpretation, if you wish, you MAY or may not leave a comment on my tag board...Remember you are responsible your own comment!

H1N1 ALERT: Singapore confirms another 3 cases of H1N1

Whoa, Yesh another 3 more cases. and they're not linked to the 1st victim, however they had one similarity...they all came back from the states: Chicago, San Francisco and Honolulu. Wow, it had even gone as far as Hawaii huh!! gosh

The second confirmed case is a 43-year-old Singapore Permanent Resident who returned to Singapore from San Francisco via Manila on Tuesday (May 26) at 1750 hours.

She was on Singapore Airlines flight SQ 917 and was seated at 33H. She became unwell while on board.

The third confirmed case is a 28-year-old American woman working in Singapore. She returned to Singapore from Honolulu via Tokyo on Tuesday (May 26) at 2353 hours, on United Airlines flight UA 803. She was seated at 33C and became unwell on May 26.

The fourth confirmed case is a 28-year-old Singaporean man who returned to Singapore from Chicago via Hong Kong on May 25 at 0036 hours. He was on United Airlines flight UA 895 and was seated at 55H. He became unwell on May 25.
Read more....

So guys do remember, if you have any frens who are returning back from the states, pls keep an eye out for them, unless of cos your working and want a reason to take MC. LOL...

Green glowing monkeys....is not a cool term to use wen swearing!

Trust the japanese to come up with something like this. Why is it they always have to mutate and modify stuff; Rice, Cows and now monkeys.

They have successfully bred these primates with a gene that make their skin glow green..YESH NEON GREEN!! The gene, which was first extracted from jellyfish, is known as GFP or Green Fluorescent Protein (which is quite a duh name if u ask me!). An animal tagged with GFP glows green, when its skin is exposed under ultraviolet light.

However, much of the anti-sentiments did not come of animal rights activists but rather from those strongly against the use of research to create genetically-tailored humans.

The scientists defence? Well all they were looking for were ways to replicate man's deadliest diseases in this poor primates, so as to better understand and come up with a more compatible cure in the quickest time possible for mankind.

Hmmm, haven't we all wondered at least one time in our lives if it were ever possible for wild chimps to kidnap jungle trekkers and experiment on us since we're like the closest relation to them as well..."Hey, i guess these funny homo-sapiens with interchangeable feet should do fine for our genetics experiments back at the cave?!"...hmmm lol

> Zhng my blog puleasssse <

Whoa sooo exciting, i managed to format up mi own blog template. Well i had some help by reading the html codes off various blogs but hey u gotta learn sumwhere rite! haha i bet u 100 bux u'd prob nvr see mi template arnd!(Of cos sumting close doesn't count OK..Original effort man!! dun pray pray ah). haha will release it out once i've cleared out the kinks. O btw it mite be a lil simple for now, but i'll try to make it seem a lil more pro k?! lol

...was out shopping wif Ah zhong at Tampines 1 again yestdae and i must say da second time realli hit home..Wah KAo the mall looks sooo small..i mean you could easily walk all around the mall while waiting for someone to take a crap in the loo!!

And yesh another exciting info, i finally got new ear studs and yesh like zhongkie said, "Brudder, time to get mojo back man!"...Rite on nigga...i cudn't agree more..

Who would steal shoes??

Mi god...1 wk..1 Frickin wk and my cleanroom shoes get stolen...holi crap la. well its not the 1st time aniway. but da other time at least it got returned back to da same rack da very next day but this time its Gone for more than a day!! RAWR haiz....

o well shucks apparently a colleague told me to 'follow the cycle'...and by tt he meant kapo another's shoes...rawr goes against all morality but hey i hate forking out mi pay to compensate for STOLEN shoes...bah!! SERIOUSLY CMI la...

On the bright side, i have less than a week left! not that i'm desperately waiting to lve here...its just tat i can stop waking up at unearthly hours once again! and be back to my nocturnal routine...and back to school and its crazy ass 'clique'-politics...and exams!! SUX lol ;)

Singapore has got its 1st swine flu case

Yesh looks like we have joined the amazing race, in this case, the H1N1 virus has entered singapore's shores as part of its global expedition...

The patient, a 22-year-old Singaporean woman, had been in New York from May 14 to 24, and arrived here on Tuesday morning. While seated in row 55 on Singapore Airlines flight SQ25, she began to develop a cough, but she passed the thermal scanner at the airport later without being stopped, because she did not have a fever at the time.


Later that morning, she went to a general practitioner who decided to send her to Tan Tock Seng Hospital via the special ambulance service 993 meant for suspected Influenza A (H1N1) cases.

Laboratory test confirmed her infection at midnight on Tuesday. The patient is being treated at the TTH Communicable Disease Centre and is in stable condition.
Read more.....

Another breaking news about David Hartanto Widjaja' s death...

ahh yesh was surfing through ST (Straits Times Online), and found it to contain more juicy news than CNA. So in future, for all u lazy ppl, have no fear prak is here! i'll keep you posted from time to time about interesting news as they come in!

here's a lil update on the account by the 8secvideo guy! unfortunately i still can't find the clip:
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Mr Lin-Zhenxing, also a final year student of the School of Electrical and Electronic Enginneering, was waiting for the lift on the 4th floor of the Research Techno Plaza, with a project mate at about 10.30 am on March 2 when he saw Widjaja, 21, on top of the glass roof of a bridge linking the school and the techno building.

In his eight-second video footage which was tendered in court, the 'shaky and slightly grainy' footage showed a person who 'appears' to be the Indonesian student sitting on the bridge roof. His right arm and legs were oozing blood, and his shorts and front of his Tee-shirt were blood-soaked.

The video clip showed him looking down, then towards his right. Mr Lin stopped recording after eight seconds as he needed the mobile phone to call the campus security guard. When he was about to end the call, he saw Widjaja jump four floors down.

The filmlet was extracted from Mr Lin's cellphone memory card and given to police after the shocking death fall, which occurred shortly after Widjaja allegedly attacked his final year project supervisor Professor Chan Kap Luk, 45, during what was to have been a discussion on the student's work.

Mr Lin also demonstrated how Widjaja pushed himself off the bridge, using a swivel chair in the coroner's court on Monday morning.

Four other students and laboratory staff also took the witness stand on Monday, giving their accounts of how Widjaja clambered onto the roof of the bridge and pushing himself off.

During a break at Monday's inquiry into the student's death, Widjaja's father and brother told The Straits Times that they do not believe that the man in the video clip was Widjaja.

Asked why, they said the footage was not clear and the body shape of the man did not look like Widjaja's. Mr Hartono, Widjaja, 56, said he intends to engage a forensic specialist to look at the video footage.

The inquiry continues.
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WTF...ARE U SERIOUS!! hmmmm i dunt noe y this dint occur to me earlier but maybe i have an idea why they're pushing so hard in their denial, they probably have a HUGE insurance payout waiting and the 'suicide' part might just jeopardise the payout! hmmm...interesting possibility...

Drudgery is mundanity's best friend!

Haiz. its crazy..i've finally reached the stage in my life where 16 yrs of mi studying life is about to come to an end. Sooon i'll be emabarking on my last yr in NTU....and as much as i can't wait to grad and start working this yr is one that i can't screw up at alll..

haiz jus went thru my course mods for next yr and realised i had to have a fair mix of subjects.. only god knows how well da market works and not onli tt, whether da employers stop being picky bastards!

gosh, but o well like Poh always says "shit happens man"...indeed how tru tt statement can be. Working life mite seem daunting but finding the rite job is even worse than that. Choices, it all boils down to choices.....haiz...sianism!

Latest news on NTU suicidal student

And once again i come back to you on the latest info into the inquiry of the death of 21-year-old NTU student, David Widjaja.

SINGAPORE: Blood stains and items out of place indicate a possible struggle in Associate Professor Chan Kap Luk's office at the Nanyang Technological University.

These findings were given by the Health Sciences Authority's (EH S, ur gonna be doing ur Attachment in HSA rite!! lol ) consultant forensic scientist, Lim Chin Chin, at the coroner's inquiry on Tuesday into the death of Indonesian student David Hartanto Widjaja.

Miss Lim had conducted a scene reconstruction report and found two trails of blood heading in different directions. The first, which contained Prof Chan's DNA profile, started from the office, turned right at the door and stopped at the lift. The second trail had David Widjaja's DNA profile. It turned left at the door, down two flights of stairs and up the parapet wall to the roof of the NTU link bridge.

The inquiry will continue from mid to late june...will bring you more updates then!! Stay tuned folks, i mean we all know the obvious of what could have very much happened but its kinda interesting to see how they try and debunk the possibilities!!

The crazy stuff i used to do...

Staring at the broken off car license plate on my table which i kahpoh-ed from the roadside after it got knocked off from a car in front of my company, it brot back some nostalgic times from some of mi bttr days..

o btw if ur wondering what's da number for 'superstitious' purposes (Yesh tt's wad i call buying lottery!! lol ), don't bother cos i took the liberty to do a little check and found out that the last time number @@@@ (hahaha tot i gonna give u da number ah? WAD IF U TIO?) managed to clinch a 3rd prize was back in 1998 and the rest of the years (and including all possible permuatations) it never got past the starter and consolation prize categories!

....aniways back to the story, i still remember N DEARLY miss mi beloved 40Km/h road sign, which just 'dropped' from the lampost in front of mi hall a year ago..trust me i din't intervene in its 'ripening'! it was dangling on one loose bolt and a sudden gust of wind one rainy day jus blew it off..FINDERS KEEPERS..too bad i dint noe wad to do wif it til the last wk of hall! and now its in da safe custody in Ex-roomie's place!!

going further back into mi dick-weed days of CJC, it was chinese new year eve so had a halfday, me and mi fellow dick-weeds went over to coronation plaza to play lan but it was crowded like hell so we just ate lunch over there. on the way back we were walking past this construction site and it dawned on us how cool it wud be to have a momento in our classrm. SO, we kapoh-ed da reflective lantern (which actualli works if u connect it to a 12V battery, unfortunately it was too heavy to carry that away!) and boy was it heavy. and so the 3 pompous dicks happily walked around in public, boarded a bus and reached sch to put it back in class! but lo n behold wen we reached there, the gates were locked. NEVER ever place contraband under a public bridge. The next mon wen we back to claim our 'Prize' we realised that our stolen treasure had actually been RE-STOLEN!! RAWR...

Ahhhh boys will be boys...haiz too bad those days are nuthing more than a mere ting of the past!!

Dead indo NTU student's death still being questioned??

OMFG la...SEEEERIOUSLY!

another day and another 10 witnesses take to the stand. Apparently the deceased NTU student had 'married' another online gamer and wanted to take their relationship to the next level in real life, but apparently was rejected wif da reason that she had married another online player as well? hmmm dodgy...riteeee

The most interesting development, another witness had apparently taken an 8 sec video of sum1 sitting on the ledge precariously! but as he ended his video to make a call to the police, da alleged person had jumped and experienced an...how can i put it...an inelastic collision with the ground...
Btw, if any1 has gotten a hold of this video, PLS do inform me immediately for cross-examination!

But all in all, here's mi 2 cents worth from this whole saga! i seriously think that those related to the poor guy is making a big hooha for nothing and not comin to terms with the fact that he might actaullly have been troubled indeed. i mean seriously student suicides is defenitely not uncommon in singapore! hell personally i noe of 2 such cases, one of which being my gd fren from JC and other was a super-studious A-grade student who 'took the plunge' cos she woke up late and could not reach school in time..but tt's not the impt fact here!

What i'm trying to say is, instead of putting in all the money into the trials, i'd rather the family get some closure and compile all of their money they were willing to spend (to prove their son was murdered!) into a form of scholarship, which can be used to give out to another needy foreign student who had lost his current funding and title the scholarship in David's name. Why not put all of that money to good use and prevent someone else from commiting such regrettable actions rite??

Ooops i tink i was the one......

~ Current music mood: AC/DC, Status quo, Guns N roses, Van halen, Motley Crue, Black sabbath ~

ahhhh...the familiar sight of mi infamous 'helmet-y' aka 'Dorky' aka 'TootSy' aka 'Coconut fuckhead'( I can't remember who was da one who called me that but i sure wunt forget to smack the next person that calls me that..DUNT TRY HOR...)...its funny but bizzarly tru that one's hairstyle reflects their mood or personality for that particular moment.

And although i hate the fact that mi hair is curly, i have no one else to blame but poor genetics on my parents part. haiz but on the bright side, mi hair seems to have a 'memory effect'. i can perk it up or bring it all down without using any gel or wax, which i hardly use. Actuali come to tink of i only use gel on my head during the what i like to call the 'half-fuck' stage of hair growth, its wen ur hair is neither too long nor too short so minute strands pop out in defiance.

Back wen i was yunger, i rem mi solution to that problem. i'd grab mi mum's hairspray and turn mi hair into a plasticy feel. voila!! hahaha buti suppose the amount i used to make the defiant strands heel to my command could have caused a minor hole in the ozone layer above our sunny island....and for that i apologize profusely to my fellow inhabitants!!

violet dLeammzzzzz....

For the very 1st time, i walked into the doors of Tampines 1 yestdae wif ahzhong...i must say it did live up to mi expectations. the shops were clearly different from the ones at the nearby malls. like there's carls junior la, Thai express la, Natural project la...blah blah blah..

Oh but the disappointing thing was the foodcourt was like super small like DO NOT go there on the wkends cos its realli fricking small. we were lucky to get a seat prob cos it was a monday nite...which brings me to another point! y dun ppl like to go out on mon nites?? dun tell me ur monday was so bleaty awesome u just wanted to back home and sleep with a smile on ur face rite? o well i ges there are 2 sides to that coin and i shan't harp on it lest i be called BIASED.

hilariously, a random elderly malay man was complaining to some cleaners that he had no seat to sit at.... to which the cleaners replied,"you don't expect me to fight for a seat for u rite?"..hahaha and so dejectedly the guy decided to stand and eat his food on the ledge of an adjacent stall. now if you were expecting a photo to illustrate this, buzz off...i aint a crazy ass (and very much boh liao) stomper 'stomping' away photos of everything that happens arnd me.

Oh and after that we were finding out a powerpt so i cud help mi gd fren zhng up his blog and we stumbled across this place called Tea dot. I couldn't find much stuff about it online so i'm guessing its prob a local venture. It did have a wide selection of...you guessed it..tea!! lol DUH...i forgot wad ah zhong had sumthing green-y hahaha ..and i had this lavender fused tea tingy, which i was clearly instructed to stir b4 drinking, called violet dreams! it was pretty light and refreshing, a brillant choice to perk you up on a monday nite!! .........

There were 3 sizes for all drinks: Puny, Regular and Generous
Btw, this was a PUNY!! lol

Don't be alarmed....

To my loyal blogees( isn't a much nicer term then subscribers?? lol ), pls do not be alarmed or offended at the sight of the ad box at the side of mi page.

It is part of mi personal vendetta not to place any ads of any kind on mi personal blogs, to prevent you from being irritated during your visit here. however as part of my project, i've to put up this on mi blog for about a month or shorter, depending on how soon i complete it.

In the meantime, pls do bear with it and ur more than welcome to even click on the ads if u feel like it as well!! thk u......

squirming and squealing

hahaha awww cathy dear y are u sooo disappointed??how do u expect me to live wif a brazillian on mi face and be proud abt it....HAHA haiz fine fine...jus dun squeal!!

and i regret making tt stupid noise...but it was so natural...O no ur sooo gonna bug me abt it forever....hmmm i shall find sumthing to use against u!!! lol SOOON.....eh ur royal queen of html, cud pls teach me a few more tricks to help zhng me blog...i wanna change mi blog layout oreadi...

HELP ME PLS....i beg of u PULEASSE....hahaha so ker lian!!

Self heating coffee

Recently a malaysian company has decided to provide instant hot cans of coffee to muslims all around the globe, amongst other halal products of course...ahaha hmmm but it did get me interested not the fact about halal coffee but hey SELF-HEATING CANS..

Wow ok before u go 'pfft omg u mean u didn't noe?...and ur an engineer?', well its not like its common in singapore. LIKE HELL why i cud think of so much potential if onli they sold it in singapore!! i tried searching the web so ya hmm i'm pretty sure we dunt have here it locally.but come on seriously think of all the places u cud sell it to. If i were to sell it here, i'd prob call it INSTA-BURN...stupid name but hey i'll work on it.

like the wonderful unsung heroes of the night shift who have less comfort knowing that they are ppl huddling up in their warm beds sleeping while they're freezing their butts off.. TADA INSTA-BURN saves da day! or night rather?

Early in the morning, sum1 in their mid 40s start to go running, comes back shagged, needs some nourishment, does he reach out for gatorade?? no feels its too cold since its in the morning. decides to have coffee but damn dunt have hot water..TADA INSTA-BURN saves the day!morning wadever...

Feeling lethargic, bunch of NS fellas sit around in the jungle,it feels more like they're da nation's slaves rather than serving it, it just rained, boy they wish they could have some....TADA INSTA-BUN...wait a minute OI this not Bao delivery hor..SEMULAH!! TADA INSTA-BURN saves the day!

haaha ooooh i wunder if any1 would hire me to do marketing?? interesting career option really, but super duper high stress sia!!

O ya, in case any1 is wondering y this post is so useless and did not have any facts that self-heating cans were actually originated in the 1900s or that they commonly mixed calcium oxide and water to create the exothermic reaction needed OR the fact that they have numerous problems associated with uneven heating...well i onli got this to say.

Do i look like a fucking wikipedia to u??

News i just can't miss

Here's a couple of stories from the news you surely hafta noe abt:
  1. Remember the british 13 yr old who made a 15 yr old gal pregnant? well after a couple of DNA tests it was proven that he wasn't the actual 'sperm donor', it was another 14 yr old guy who had slept over at her place. Apparently, the gal had guys slping over at her place all the time and ges what even the mum knew abt it and on occasions she would even ask them, if they had a gd nite?? WTF seriously?? SERIOUSLY??

  2. The indo NTU student that apparently threw himself to his death has come up with another controversy yet again. Pathologists who had overseen the autopsy report reported that the lacerations and other bruises were not self-inflicted but rather someone had taken control of the knife....wad a twist sia!! hmmm so is it possible that the prof might have pursued him and pushed him over? but seriously if he had done so, WHERE DA FUCK WAS EV1 ELSE?? dun tell me no1 noticed a bleeding prof running crazily running behind a student wif a knife in his hand. And if so, would they be running silently??...hahaha hmmm summore it that scene jus reminded me of a bollywood movie...ahalalaala ahhhh alalahhh ahh .LOL

  3. Slumdog millionaire's young stars mumbai homes get cleared.Now how can u get some1's house clear u ask?? well only if they had residing in an illegal slum...Hmm after winning so many oscars this is how the producers treat the stars of their show. apparently their directors had promised them brick houses but the authorities have yet to get down to it..let a felow brown-ie translate that statement for you: Those corrupt mofos are waiting for sum1 to give them a bribe before they even think of building a house for the poor kids!

Sony vaio at 300 dollars...

Yesh cathymilove i have such strange frens but those are the ones i treasure the most!! lol...

Imagine buying a Sony Vaio at a low price...how low do u tink?? 1000? 800? 500? well apparently some ppl over at mi workplace got this lobang where they can get a sony 14" lappie for onli 350...I SHIT U NOT...350 lei?! OMFG.....its got all the tell tale signs of a possible scam but some idiot believed and paid upfront for 10 sets.

HOlo cholo man...i mean les do a breakdown the OS licence fees and the ram plus the dedicated graphics card itself comes up to da cheapest abt 300 bux, so unless the laptop is made out of cheap china plastic i dun see how the guy can sell it soooo low?!

With a market rate of 1400-1600 for the cheapest set, if that guy realli was smart enough to fool ppl with his scam, he shd selling each set at least at 800-1000 bux?! well at least that's wad i wud have done...BUT hey tt's just me!!

Countdown to wadever!

There is a particular song played on a piano which i just heard on sum1's ringtone which is like soooo mi fave song back in JC daes...i have no idea wad the title is all i know only the few ppl who've played it before. Unfortunately they can't seem to figure out which one i'm referring to just based on the tune n jingle i hum for them...haiz..o well..

It was raining like crap jes now as I went over to NUS for lunch! Although, as u mite have oreadi guesssed, i HATE da rain like absolutely LOATHE it. but wen i reached back to the office expecting to prob freeze mi ass off, amazingly it feels rather warm and cosy out here! hmmm weird...

E.O.A

As of this day, i have less than 3 wks to the end of mi lil attachment stint...and although i luv mi work da fact that ev1 keeps reminding that its ending soon it does seem to scratch in my head tt hey soon i dun have a reason to wake up at 6 in the mng no more!! lol

and i do believe it is the rite time to do some reflection on the past 5 mths...WHOALLY crap has it been 5 mths...shhit wud u look at tt there goes close to half the yr thk u very much!! hmmm well i realli am thkful for this lil preview of wad mi next 50 yrs are gonna be like. pretty much here are some of my observations or lessons learnt if u will:

1)Bkfast is usually taken from 8-9 and is always accompanied by a Hot beverage, in mi case Teh.

2)Always start ur com first ting in the mng, its like taking silent attendance so ev1 noes ur in but just not at ur desk

3)Never put up an O$P$ poster on ur table unless HR hasn't paid ur salary

4)ALSO never put up a license plate of an accident vehicle cos ev1 will crowd at ur place to get 4D number.

5)MOST IMPT keyboard keys u need to know: Alt-TAB....ITS A LIFESAVER...of cos considering u can switch to ur email window fast enuff la lol

6)It is crucial to bring in ur lappie for a meeting becos wen its not ur turn to shine or if things get too boring, at least u've a temp escape

7)Do not take leave or Offs on days when ur colleagues are on lve i.e usually later in the wk....enjoy the quiet time when ev1 is not arnd and go on lve wen ev1's sloggin in their cubicles...Lesss stress, Less arrows!

8)when you complete something momentous...remember to send an email after that to 'patent' that brilliant idea!

9)When you feel like 'letting loose' on a fri or sat nite...do remember to always book a place cos not only ur company ends its work week on a fri!

10)No matter how busy u are, NEVER buy coffee from ur office vending machine but even if do make sure U finish it before it gets COLD!! uck....Its not the same as Kopi peng mind u!


Wow valuable lessons, most of which i had to learn the hard way....lol...RAWK ON NIGGGAS!!!! WHOOO HOOOOOOOO time to get high....WHERE's MI FICKING COKE RAWR!!!!!

Playa is out, Swagga is in

times do keep changing and lingos come and go like vanilla ice and his rap hit tt'll stay in our hearts forever! Guys who were fly and were hitting it up in da clubs were called playas. And now word on the street is: Swagger!! well da actual meaning is close to sum1 who acts in an arrogant, overly self-assured, or conceited manner, often in an attempt to impress others..hmmm so are swaggers posers??? or.....wait wad da hell du i even care!!! Screw off, as long as no1 touches this G , i ain't got a prob witcha....but sum things are just personal.

Hmmm...random isn't it....well hahaha o well i had to write sumthing to finally reach mi 200th post! O btw i'll be starting ano blog out soon for ano purpose..more details out soon!!

displacement doesn't onli happen to stuff in water!!

Jus remembered the roots of my history and have wondered if only i had been born a chinese, the odds that my ancestors had been plantation owners or huge ass merchants would have been very high. and tat would mean i possibly would never what is feels like to be poor!! HAH but as reality wud have it, mi grandpa contributed his share to da development of this shithole we call home. Yesh he was a driver of some sort and helped in the laying of the runway at Changi Airport. And, for his hard work ges what the angmohs gave him? HUGE ASS BONUS?? no they gave him a stoopid medal. amazing how those bleaty angmohs cheated our local folk back in da days!! "EH PRAK, get medal got glory lei"....lemme ask u did tt glory ever put food on da table, try explaining to your hungry ass 4-yr old why he can't have a proper meal dat nite...Wad dunt tell me ur gona distract him wif a shiny piece of metal are u now? glory mi baLLs...

Glory only makes ppl go....OOOH AHHH and HMMMM...you want ppl to go YESH SIR, u need mullahs man!! Whoever said that money can never bring you happiness was either...A)He seriously dint noe how to spend his money or....B)He was obviously a poor guy overcome by jealousy!! daaaaamn straight...

It seems da days of locals here are starting to get numbered, as we precariously face extinction to an overwhelming number of foreigners flooding our shores. i mean we're turning into a potluck of cultures where a simple conversation with any1 these daes hardly start with a hello but rather "eh u local?"....SAD..

Happy Bo Lucky...

ahhh finally mi attachment stint is like finally comin to an end...and soon i get a lil more freedom with my time...got a lot on that TO-Do list of mine and at the very top: SHOPPING! haven't been doing tt in a while!

Sumhow or rather i have this newfound craving to try out new places in singapore, be it to shop, eat or just chill. i mean how else wud i fill up the sian-ness of living in this small island! Another thing i soo hafta do is head back out to the gym..HAHAHA

lalala...hmmmm....hmmm.hmmmmmmmmm...Is it ever possible to fall in luv wif ur best fren? Is it the same as treating ur luver as ur best fren? a blur of images....JC drama orientation....amazing race style....running thru the side streets of newton....came up to chicken rice stall opposite novena church...u were oreadi sitting down and giggling at me...pulled out da next to yu....never felt more shy to sit next to u...sat down...100000000000000 tots running thru mi mind...you noticed i wasn't da onli one laughing and asked me y??....shit...mi OG grp had to move along....phew...haiz...but....haiz...crap

sumtimes the signs we observe are never wad we tink they mean to be...

Hell yeah ladies


If you guys have cot the video "JIZZ IN MI PANTS"....here's da female comeback to it....LOL equally as gd!! OOh Hot damnnnn...Its titled "PUKE IN MI MOUTH"...enjoy!!!

email scam: Lome togo

holi crap, hmmm i've seen a couple of email scams in mi lifetime but this one whoa...it was ranked up by US secret service!! haha...apparently this is an advance fee scam where they get you to open up n deposit a certain amount before they can transfer you the rest of the cash!! wad amazes me is how ppl can actually believe such a thing as though it were a scene rite outa the movies..

and even if the guy came up to me in person with such a story word for word from his email, i still wouldn't do a thing he says...lemme share the email wif you and look for out for mi commentary in bold..LOL!!

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Dear,

With presumed reliance,let me introduce myself. I am Mr.Robbert Mayer, Personal Assistant to Eng. D.Prakash (WHOA So da guy who died is a Chindian relative of mine??), a nationality of your country,who used to work with an oil Company here in Lome Togo

On the 25th of May 2004(O pls it took you 5 yrs to find me?? ritee..) ,My Boss, and his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Kara express Road Kara Lome-Togo. Unfortunately they All lost their lives in the event of the incident. Since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of my Boss extended relatives, this has prove unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to track his last name over the Internet,to locate any member of his family hence I contact you.

However, based on the fact that my Boss deposited one trunk BOX of (€11.5million Euro) as a Family Treasury in custody of the Security Company of which he handed over the CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT with me as his Personal Assistant.

I hereby seek the consent to front you before the security company as the bonafide beneficiary to this BOX of (€11.5million Euro) Since you Share the Same Surname to enable us make the claim of these Box to our benefit. As the Security Company Officials have it in mind to get this BOX of (€11.5million Euro)Confisticate as Unclaim Consignment Since No One Officially Comes For It , I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one worried and apprehensive but I am assuring you not to worry, as all will be well at the end of this endeavor.

Arrangements have been perfected for a smooth operation.I have all the Necessary Information that will guide you to the successful claim of these Box, All that is required of you is maximum co-operation .

I intend to give you 30% of the total Money in respect of your assistance, 10% will be set aside to carter for all the expenses or tax we might encounter during the time of transaction while 60% will be for me .(HOLD UP!! did u say ur share was 60%...NIGGA PLS...)

Upon receipt of your positive response confirming your williness regarding this project I will draft and send to you Text of Application which you will use to contact the Security Company immidately for the Claim.

Thanks
waiting to hear from you soonest.(U WAIT LOONG LOONG k!! lol)
Best regards.
Mr.Robbert Mayer.
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hmm now da fact that he dint realli ask me to put in any cash upfront, has got me itching jus to reply to his MOFO and see wad his reply's gonna be like jus for da fun of it!! lol....hmmmmm

~ Prakky da plumber ~

*WARNING this post might contain some engineering content*

Whoa had one hellava mng todae!! parents went out and the main water tap n connecting pipe had to be changed, so i tot ah how bad cud it be huh? muahah oh it was HARD alrite!! lol plus since i was doin it alone i had to run all the way outa mi house to turn on/off the main valve from PUB..and boy did i run cos even wen i turned it a lil, the water started spewing out or rather spraying out!

lol and after 4 unsuccessful attempts, which included me having to clean up all da water which amazingly flew everywhere but da god damn pail i put underneath it, i managed to figure the main issue was the connecting pipe i fit was still a lil loose. apparently, i had to screw it on all the way but sumhow it kept comin back loose. so i tried a lil white tape, which i have no idea wad the technical term for it is and tightened the nut til da last thread and voila, i found another service i could provide on the sidelines to earn xtra cash!! whoo hoo but seriously if u need me to do some basic plumbing, expect a fee which is equivalent to the work done!WHICH MITE BE A LOT..HAH

And during tt whole 2 hours (Yesh it took me 2 hrs to fix up a tap!), i cudn't help but imagine a day in the house w/out water..i mean it was like so impt!!! imean other than the obvious drinking for sustainance part: u can't pee, take a shit, bathe, wash ur clothes, etc etc.....

Love, lies and lust indeed....

oooh niceee a big thks to all those who've been honest and enthu enuff to vote on mi poll. interesting i'm quite glad that abt 57% of mi frens believe they shd be gracious and respect sum1's else's dreams...pity SOME ppl dun share tt same view...but o well karma's jus gonna catch up to them so wad da hey!!

hmmm unintentionally a landing strip has sumhow formed above mi chin....hmmm and i tink i'm gonna keep up mi mohawk...kinda mizz it....blah blah blah

o yesh if u have any ideas for any other zany poll ideas do drop em by...cos i'm out of them!!