E.O.A

As of this day, i have less than 3 wks to the end of mi lil attachment stint...and although i luv mi work da fact that ev1 keeps reminding that its ending soon it does seem to scratch in my head tt hey soon i dun have a reason to wake up at 6 in the mng no more!! lol

and i do believe it is the rite time to do some reflection on the past 5 mths...WHOALLY crap has it been 5 mths...shhit wud u look at tt there goes close to half the yr thk u very much!! hmmm well i realli am thkful for this lil preview of wad mi next 50 yrs are gonna be like. pretty much here are some of my observations or lessons learnt if u will:

1)Bkfast is usually taken from 8-9 and is always accompanied by a Hot beverage, in mi case Teh.

2)Always start ur com first ting in the mng, its like taking silent attendance so ev1 noes ur in but just not at ur desk

3)Never put up an O$P$ poster on ur table unless HR hasn't paid ur salary

4)ALSO never put up a license plate of an accident vehicle cos ev1 will crowd at ur place to get 4D number.

5)MOST IMPT keyboard keys u need to know: Alt-TAB....ITS A LIFESAVER...of cos considering u can switch to ur email window fast enuff la lol

6)It is crucial to bring in ur lappie for a meeting becos wen its not ur turn to shine or if things get too boring, at least u've a temp escape

7)Do not take leave or Offs on days when ur colleagues are on lve i.e usually later in the wk....enjoy the quiet time when ev1 is not arnd and go on lve wen ev1's sloggin in their cubicles...Lesss stress, Less arrows!

8)when you complete something momentous...remember to send an email after that to 'patent' that brilliant idea!

9)When you feel like 'letting loose' on a fri or sat nite...do remember to always book a place cos not only ur company ends its work week on a fri!

10)No matter how busy u are, NEVER buy coffee from ur office vending machine but even if do make sure U finish it before it gets COLD!! uck....Its not the same as Kopi peng mind u!


Wow valuable lessons, most of which i had to learn the hard way....lol...RAWK ON NIGGGAS!!!! WHOOO HOOOOOOOO time to get high....WHERE's MI FICKING COKE RAWR!!!!!