1.I miss writing philosophical bullshit on the class chalkboard!
2.there's so many circle line stations but still no direct train from tampines to boon lay
3.why is toilet paper usually white?
4.there is a racist side to ALL of us!
5.if u dun use a brolly wen its raining, u get wet!
6.u can't clap wif one hand,and if u try to make a sound while doing so, it becomes a SLAP!
7.if u poke sum1 and they poke back, u cud have a shot of sleeping wif dat person!u
8.if sum1 gives u 10 bucks, and u return dem 8,u can then settle ur debt by buying tt person a McChicken burger!
9.Today is the second Friday the 13th of the year, the last one's in November
10.i tend to sleep in a foetal position.
I'm truly sorry U had to endure through that list….nah I'm not….MUAHAHAHA
