Join the Armed forces, drop dead and gain some publicity

Jus cot news of an RSAF senior Technician losing his life on friday evening after dropping unconsicious...SAF is still investigating the cause...

Now, why on earth is it always that when the heart of sum guy in the service decides to fuck it, the local media have a fucking orgasm and spread out the breaking news. Are they trying to pinpoint how unfit those serving the nation are, or think they're getting to the bottom of some consipiracy where the Army is gentically modifying their soldiers by spiking the curry chicken in cookhouses across the island??

Like OMG la, U mean no1 else in the public just drops dead like tt isit?? If sum1 guy runs around bedok reservoir and drops dead, he'll prob never get onto da 930 news, unless of course he happened to wear a singlet bearing the emblem of a nearby army facility?? JEEZ man serioously?? Its not like those who join the service are immortals are they now??