News i just can't miss

Here's a couple of stories from the news you surely hafta noe abt:
  1. Remember the british 13 yr old who made a 15 yr old gal pregnant? well after a couple of DNA tests it was proven that he wasn't the actual 'sperm donor', it was another 14 yr old guy who had slept over at her place. Apparently, the gal had guys slping over at her place all the time and ges what even the mum knew abt it and on occasions she would even ask them, if they had a gd nite?? WTF seriously?? SERIOUSLY??

  2. The indo NTU student that apparently threw himself to his death has come up with another controversy yet again. Pathologists who had overseen the autopsy report reported that the lacerations and other bruises were not self-inflicted but rather someone had taken control of the knife....wad a twist sia!! hmmm so is it possible that the prof might have pursued him and pushed him over? but seriously if he had done so, WHERE DA FUCK WAS EV1 ELSE?? dun tell me no1 noticed a bleeding prof running crazily running behind a student wif a knife in his hand. And if so, would they be running silently??...hahaha hmmm summore it that scene jus reminded me of a bollywood movie...ahalalaala ahhhh alalahhh ahh .LOL

  3. Slumdog millionaire's young stars mumbai homes get cleared.Now how can u get some1's house clear u ask?? well only if they had residing in an illegal slum...Hmm after winning so many oscars this is how the producers treat the stars of their show. apparently their directors had promised them brick houses but the authorities have yet to get down to it..let a felow brown-ie translate that statement for you: Those corrupt mofos are waiting for sum1 to give them a bribe before they even think of building a house for the poor kids!