Self heating coffee

Recently a malaysian company has decided to provide instant hot cans of coffee to muslims all around the globe, amongst other halal products of course...ahaha hmmm but it did get me interested not the fact about halal coffee but hey SELF-HEATING CANS..

Wow ok before u go 'pfft omg u mean u didn't noe?...and ur an engineer?', well its not like its common in singapore. LIKE HELL why i cud think of so much potential if onli they sold it in singapore!! i tried searching the web so ya hmm i'm pretty sure we dunt have here it locally.but come on seriously think of all the places u cud sell it to. If i were to sell it here, i'd prob call it INSTA-BURN...stupid name but hey i'll work on it.

like the wonderful unsung heroes of the night shift who have less comfort knowing that they are ppl huddling up in their warm beds sleeping while they're freezing their butts off.. TADA INSTA-BURN saves da day! or night rather?

Early in the morning, sum1 in their mid 40s start to go running, comes back shagged, needs some nourishment, does he reach out for gatorade?? no feels its too cold since its in the morning. decides to have coffee but damn dunt have hot water..TADA INSTA-BURN saves the day!morning wadever...

Feeling lethargic, bunch of NS fellas sit around in the jungle,it feels more like they're da nation's slaves rather than serving it, it just rained, boy they wish they could have some....TADA INSTA-BUN...wait a minute OI this not Bao delivery hor..SEMULAH!! TADA INSTA-BURN saves the day!

haaha ooooh i wunder if any1 would hire me to do marketing?? interesting career option really, but super duper high stress sia!!

O ya, in case any1 is wondering y this post is so useless and did not have any facts that self-heating cans were actually originated in the 1900s or that they commonly mixed calcium oxide and water to create the exothermic reaction needed OR the fact that they have numerous problems associated with uneven heating...well i onli got this to say.

Do i look like a fucking wikipedia to u??