"Hairy chest men" may u burn in helll

OMFGGGGGGGGG.......i've been conned!!! holi shit i feel soo embarrased to say dis but i honestly had no idea..well i'm not da type who joins grps onli to quit from them later....but dis grp just went past tat line!!! apparently a few mths back i had wanted to start a grp abt hairy guys but found one oreadi formed, so joined it: Hairy Chest men....soon after i keep getting emails from its founder who emails all members at least once a wk!! which i found rather irritating and uncalled for so i dint realli pay much attn to them... but aft yesterday's msg i went back to read all the msgs he's sent so far and realised tat...TAT....ITS A FUGGIN GAY GROUP!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......o dear me i feel soo violated and ignorant at da same time!!!

here's a couple of da vile msgs:

If u still dunt believe me (or are truly gay! GASP) chk out dis link: http://ntu.facebook.com/group.php?gid=20793585672
BEWARE of da sexually ambiguous connotations!!!

iwunttellonuifuduntellonmek

as u can see from mi title prak is obviously getting damn random!!! muahahha whoo hoo finally i'm on par with blogging..dunno y i feel soo presured to blog everyday lei!!! lol aniways wad happ todae lemme seee: i woke up at 11 todae (cos i slept at 6am) yeap i do get rather shocked wen ppl tell me they're tired after slping for say 12 HRS??? i mean i can realli last w/out slp for hrs but u gotta realli keep me occupied cos da moment i get a moment to nua, i'll be out COLD...lol

carollin prac was as da same as usual mixed up with up da juniors who act not tat bad considering they had to learn most of da songs in such a short time! spking of which i finally updated mi QP sched up to da 21st and was looking at it...damn i mus say i'm onli free on 3 daes from now til den so ya...dun be scared if u see me damn worn out!! i'll try n be mi usual perky self soon!!!

yeap and wen ppl forget their keys they can now check into Prakzter's inn....haha Vick forgot her keys while comin to hall so she crashed over @ mi place temp...and i tink she got kinda bored wen i was hooked on facebk so she showed me dis cool ass application on her mac (dun wori windows i ain't gonna lve u)...we had act gone from paris, to a roller coaster ride, to Yosemite national park, to underwater, to outer space and finally back to watch da sunset!!! o man i'll show u guys da picx tmw cos mi thumbdrive can't register in (i fear restarting mi com now else it mite not arise again!!)

aniways feeels gd to be back in halll, i can finally blast mi music and dun need to care of waking up da family!! lol hmmm ....daughtry, anberlin and plain white T's, rihanna and jaysean....haiz so much memories but da onli memory i want to forget is prob the stale stench of wet laundry of the 1st flr foreigners!! ughh....

ahhh it seems tmw shall be as mundane as todae but o well who noes!! going back to the stupid cloud over mi head, it seems mi worst fears have been slighlty dashed but i'm back to sq1 so i still can't rejoice...haiz...sumtimes i wish money wud majically appear under mi pillow....but alas u and i noe tat will nvr happen and hopefully i dun get battle scars along da way!! i'll jus lve u guys wit a killer quote, ponder abt dis for a while:

"Those who have the most to lose, have the most to hide"

Dejavu moments

Sun supposedly da dae to rest but o well had carolling todae as well..act i dun realli mind carolling, its realli rather fun esp wit me Qpeeps but singing day aft day is realli bad on the throat..like clara said it isn't Xmas til we've done carolling...met up wit WX at tamp and went down together to wisma and thkfulli we were da onli idiots who were super early....

Plus i tink Wisma is act getting too old...apparently da roof leaks and at first we tot tat sum1 was trying to pour water on me from din tai fung but apparently it wasn't a spiteful act but rather an engineering discrepancy...would be much cooler though if wasn't da latter!!lol

after carolling, had to rush off back home to grab me stuff from home and den rush back to hall for cast training....as Sze lang, Weixiong and me dropped @ tamp we dropped by Q bread and tried da doughnuts. since da sales auntie spoke in hua yi m frens translated it to be "buy 1 get 1 free" so i was like ok fine i'll take 2 den...and wen she told me it was $2.60 i was like huh? apparently, she had said "buy 6 get 1 free"..i tink i'll reserve mi comments ah!! lol

Cast training was fun as usual (although it was half strength), da scenarios we got for our improv were realli zany (u can count on manson for tat!!). had a lil dejavu moment and got a lil emo after reading da emails sent by various QP members...haiz

although i realli cannot cope with da workload, joining main comm was realli fun and rewarding i must say esp during da canvassing period..the relationships we had forged were so heartwarming...realli got me tinking of da past year of mi time in QP....haiz...i realli mizz u guyz take care of da juniors...and....JOIN MI facebk grp k!!! MUAHAHAHA ...hugs and hershey's to Paper Dreams 06/07!!

Joy to the world, the angels will say.......

Stilll no damn change in da weather! but ya even worse mi lappie totally died on me...the past few daes although it hanged aft a while she'll still come back on again....but dis time totally no response...so i tot i'll jus go over to sch and send it in for repair! ges wad wen i finally reached da damn comp shop, there's a sign saying they're not open on saturdays for the hols...LIKE WTF KNNB TMD CBCBCBCBCBBCBCB....arghhh well it was too late to slack off in hall so i went straight to wisma for carolling....


AND ges wad while on da bus i tried mi lappie ant it worked fine la...thk u ah!!! aniways i reached like an hr b4 meeting time so was on mi lappie da whole dint dare switch it off. apparently it was very much needed later on during our 5 hr brk where we wandered from one end of orchard all da way to the Cathay..how did we spend our time? well sum went to go play lan, some went paktor, while da rest of us had our palms read by moi of course...(i have da prog on mi lappie so ya those interested jus holla)

well and den pretti much aft rottin away for hours we trudged our way back to wisma...and with slpy faces sumhow we managed to pull off a great show in front of da ever-increasing, ever-anticipating crowd...whoooo hooo goooooo QP!!!

wasting time = shagged sian-ism

Stilll no damn change in da weather! but ya even worse mi lappie totally died on me...the past few daes although it hanged aft a while she'll still come back on again....but dis time totally no response...so i tot i'll jus go over to sch and send it in for repair! ges wad wen i finally reached da damn comp shop, there's a sign saying they're not open on saturdays for the hols...LIKE WTF KNNB TMD CBCBCBCBCBBCBCB....arghhh well it was too late to slack off in hall so i went straight to wisma for carolling....

AND ges wad while on da bus i tried mi lappie ant it worked fine la...thk u ah!!! aniways i reached like an hr b4 meeting time so was on mi lappie da whole dint dare switch it off. apparently it was very much needed later on during our 5 hr brk where we wandered from one end of orchard all da way to the Cathay..how did we spend our time? well sum went to go play lan, some went paktor, while da rest of us got a lil insights into our futures courtesy of palm reading guru, Prakzter!!

da second carolling session had a huger audience since it was out along orchard rd, so we did feel more kanchiong but hey we did pull off a gd show! kudos to QPeeps....

finally mi free day

whooo fianlly i found some time off to meet some frens...BUT IT WAS STILL RAINING..basket damn monsoon season!! met up with ah cai @ NLB to have our very 1st lambo meeting...and as expected mi lappie failed again! apparently i tink acer's lifespan is like limited to 1.5 yrs max b4 sum major prob crops up. haiz gotta send it to servicing sooon...i'll DIE w/out mi lappie...mi dear lappie pls dun die on me k, i'll take care not to scratch u or shake u too much next time k!!

random shot of da sg skyline from NLB@10th floor....

Ahcai cudn't believe how reflective his new compaq screen is...

Da cursed lappie tat keeps hanging!!

Camwhores in Action

After getting pretti frosted up inside for soo long, i act came out to have a lil chat with da security officer, who was pretty frenly. got to know a lil more of a day in da life of a security officer, she shared with me some of her crazy shifts and heartwarming gestures she had encountered. Unsung heroes indeed!! well as we waited for ah lee to come from work, ahcai and me strolled over to bugis and got soo bored we played photohunt (lol i tink da highest lev i've reached with any1 in a pair is with ly lor) as lee and wei zhong joined us we went over to play world combat and daytona.....no matter how old u get, u'll nvr get tired of da gd ol' arcade!!

Still raining like mad....arghhhh

well in case ur wondering for da photos of me slumber party...well they're on mi facebk acct but i tink since Stan has oreadi put up most of the picx u can jus view da album from me tagged photos...tooo lazi to keep posting back da same photos aniway!!

grrr i hate da damn rain...not onli does it make u wet, it makes u LATE as well..had to take a damn cab jus to rush down for mi carolling job @ Chaichee. Thk u ah SBS! make me waste $5.50....well todae marked da first dae of carolling and boy did it bring back gd memories!! lol but since it was also da 1st show damn shaggadelic...bahhh off to slp again!!! Zzzzzz

Post exam/halloween/Xmas/etc etc...slumber party

Whoa haha today was so eventful i dun even tink i’ve got space to blog all abt it....well first up met Jilun, Stan and Ryan @ bishan to go play badminton..On the way to da stadium we got cot in a slight drizzle and got wet even b4 we started playing...but nvrtheless had a gd match: all of us trying out new moves and slams...haha many hilarious stunts were pulled of course.
At arnd 1250 plus, rushed to take a shower and headed to da coffeshop near jilun’s place to grab some lunch and again rushed off to his house cos i had to settle mi subject registration, which btw was a real headache. I could not put in mi maths combi so had to settle with MS2008 instead…yeap tat means I got 2 major difficult exams on the very same dae..WAD a BITCH!!!

Aniways after a quick lunch out @ Jilun’s, Anna came over to pick us wit together with Gina. Haha it had been a while since I went grocery shopping, so da moment I stepped into fairprice a nostalgic feeling of shopping with mi mum cropped up. Jilun and the gals searched for vege and meats while ryan, stan and me headed out to settle: Home décor…haha slackers!!! Well plus we helped take any stuff that they might have missed so ya…

WAhhh da whole day was raining like crazy since morning its like da goddamn rain wanted to irritate the crap outa us, because wen we were indoors not a single drop fell….well but even if was a shitty rainy day, there were 3 acts of kindness which were very touching indeed. 1st act: the McDonald’s aunty warned me to be careful while carrying mi hot coffee. 2nd act: Some aunty heard we were looking frantically for some vege and helped us find it. 3rd act: while eating lunch @ opp novena church the waitress helped us grab chairs and put our bags on it. Hmmm niceee…warm acts like these really helps u get thru friggin rainy days!

Going back to the highlight of the day, as we pulled into Anna’s place we met up with Shi Kai..weird coincidence?? Very much so….lol o ya Anna hunz ur place is hugeeeeee!! Omg she has a balcony that starts from the living room all the way to the end of the house!! O plus, after seeing her parents’ rm I got an inspiration for mi own. As the gals started preparing the food, the guys slumped infront of the TV, and as hard as we tried we cud not get up (prob coz of the Ellen show was on….damn Sharon osbourne was one of guests la). We did manage to camwhore though (wonder where we got the strength for tat). After that ended, we trudged down to the kitchen to chk out if they needed our help & apparently the only thing I managed to do was be the cameraman(Camwhore specialist @ work), even den I got screwed for taking UNGLAM shots…like hulo ur marinating chicken how friggin glam u wanna look?? Jeez..

So lil irked the guys decided to watch a movie instead while we wait our turn in the kitchen (actually we had to prepare dessert)..Wrong turn was the only choice because the rest of the movies were either watched or too boring!! And den time came to set up the table, and in came Boon and Nick…apparently I was trying to cre8 a subtle lighting arnd the table but unfortunately the tealights were too small to provide any real light(plus the fan kept blowing it out)..haha so much for ambience!

We were so full by the end that we jus stoned at the remaining uncooked food. But after gina’s stern instructions we all got up and cleared the tables and within the hour we were in the hall playing taboo and charades…ev1 was soo shagged a lot of ppl were cot dozing during the movie marathon (esp boon who act snored but got woken up by his dear…lol shd have taken a pic of his blur kok face aft tat damn lol…)

Aft that, one by one ppl started to lve and so the only ones left were Ryan, Stan, me, Gina and Anna (like duh….its not like she could have left her house rite??) after pouring some gin-7up, we settled to watch the only watchable movie: Harry Potter and the goblet of fire.

All in all it was mi 1st slumber party(@ sum1’s place other den a chalet) and I must say it was really gd….a big Hershey’s kiss to mi dearie Anna for inviting us over(and letting us thrash) her house!! Lol…yup we were really shagged but were all smiles :D

i hide mi fears so u dunt have to shed tears

as i munch on mi pandan loaf, i heave a sigh of relief as mi problems earlier in da night seem to solved themselves more or less!! i realised i realli need to head down to da beach!! i mizz jus stoning out and just having my serene me-times......

had to settle subject registration by todae and realised that i cudn't register mi maths as it clashed...got realli worried cos i dint wanna keep having da same prob recurring every sem and in the end i prob wudn't finish in 4 yrs and get mi friggin honours...da pressure from mi parents ain't helping much either...haiz...well i jus settled for doing 2008 dis sem, even if it means da exam is da same dae as thermo(ano screwy subj)..wad other choice did i have?

Stupid CC gave me a fuggin shock todae wen he told me mi pay for sitex was onli 120...tat's like 30 bux a dae! and wen he told tat he was just kidding i was kinda irked with dat POS.....here i am in need for money and there he goes joking away like i'm running a damn charity...

to mi frens who were tokin to me todae but i had to cut u short, i profusely apologise to you, but i realli dint feel like tokin once i felt moody...da fact dat i was feeling hungry dint reallli help much either! haiz...but thkz for ur concern guyz.....a big thkz to mi wonderous roomie who drove me out to da Sun todae to get me fav: Pandan loaf and mi ultimate prob solver of all time....COKE!

da 1st post-exam outing dis sem!!

whoo well since exams ended i went straight off to work at sitex tat i reali dint have time to go out...supp to go watch hitman wit pucao and gang but dint manage to meet em!...aft todae's outing i cud finally come to terms wit da end of exams and realise tat da hols are finally here...

well i got rudely woken up by mi mum in da mng at 10 who told me to get ready to go temple...i hate it wen ppl wake me up if i dun ask em to, cos i'll onli wake up wenever i feel like waking up!! so for da rest of da mng i was a grumpy lil bitch..and apparently it was mi parent's anniversary todae(kudos to em)....while at da temple saw a couple of kids and tat me want mi own kids to watch da innocent but crazy stunts they pull..haizz.....ok sori abt tat random tot...pretend u dint hear it!

got a real shock todae wen mi lappie cudn't startup..its funni wen u've been a techie for soo long fixing ppl's prob but can't solve mi own..so i waited for a while and went to shower cos i wanted to rush back to sch to fix da damn prob b4 goin out again!!! aft i showered wen i tried again...lo and behold it was back to normal...heng ah!!! piang lappie dun gimme heart-att lei..U ARE MI LIFE OK!!

met jilun at city hall after his shopping spree, dropped at buona vista and walked all da way to holland V, damn shiok we dint realli get lost!!(Kings of Topo..lol). Sushi-tei for dinner: i had sum don(can't rem wad i had..lol) plus da unagi omelette, plus sk n anna were persuading me to eat da soft-shell crab. sori hunz but i realli got stg against crabs even mi mum cook at home..i'll scold her...i have stg against eating scavengers, ges its a personal preference loe!!

went over to wala-wala next to listen to da live band....THEY RAWKZ TO DA CORE...finally mi first show of the yr, the band's called UN53A cos its 2 bands in one: half of em are from the UNexpected and other half are from their own band 53a. the lead was awesome plus she cud realli engage da crowd....o ya did a lil emo dedication for jilun courtesy of urs truly and ryan hahaha whoo hooo...plus sk made em sing da rainbow connection, but da lead forgot da words(plus i have to call her lead cos we all realli not too sure abt her name...lol yesh we were in our own world!!)

the lead vocalist is da one doin da crazy face....awesome!!!

yupz 2 pints of becks, jap food and a great live band equals an xcellent nite out....had loads of fun guys,..so set ah every mon @ wala-wala?? hahaha.....support local music !! whoo hoo aite gtg eyes feeling woozily drowsy....hugz and hersheys to anna,jilun,ryan,sk and gina!! next outing: dis wed...hahah shit tat's fast but can't wait for it (for more photos chk me facebk acct thkz)

4 daes of paper cuts, great laughs and 'niao' customers

another shaggedelic dae marked da end of mi 2nd IT show i've worked in....haha as we sat down aft da last customer made their purchase, the bitchings started: about cutomers who bargain to da very last freebie, or other sales staff who steal away their customer or in mi case how sumtimes the machine itself fails on me!! but after all da hate and anger went outa da way, the jokes sooon followed...sum were lame to act pen it out now but at tat pt it brot sum of us to tears..dammnit gerald i can't believe ur bro can lauff till he cried jeez!!

i still can't determine which would be the worst part of being a techie:the confusing qns customers ask or the back-breaking setting up of desktops...wen i buy mi next laptop i'll prob would think twice b4 asking dumb qns but knowing me...lol just for fun...i'll prob bother da techie!

Plus early in da mng, priscilla handed me her hp saying one of her customers got some prob, ges who it was: the bleaty singh who bot da docking port da nite b4...apparently he said he dint have da recovery CD and kept insisting tat i hadn't packed it in, calmly i tried to xplain to him tat there's no CD for tat particular model...and den he went on to his second prob: apparently his fren got a 100 rebate but he dint and was wondering why, againly a lil less calmly i told him dis: "Sir, i'm onli da techie not da cashier so regarding dis financial issue pls call our office number aft da show, thkz"...tat's wen he got a lil impatient and asked if he cud come down now and settle evting, after which i realli got tired with him cos i had 2 other customers waiting for me so i jus told him tat we were too busy to entertain him now so sorry abt tat! lol OMG priscilla if ur gonna give ur no. to cutomers make sure u dun give it to da damn mofos from India. but she told me other customers had wished her gd luck for getting more sales.....haha apparently she also got into da top team sales...well done mz bimbo princess lol!!

spking of princess, gomz made a guest appearance wit her bro, who was looking to buy a PSP, but unfortunately or rather hilariously, in the 2 whole of da 2 huge halls not a single booth was selling PSPs...even SONY dint have em!! and apparently if i walk up to a salesgal and ask her abt it, gomz tinks mi flirting skills are gd....its not like i was asking her number now is it??

O spking of salesgals, da models for da ITshow dis time around were very few or maybe there were all cooped up at hall5....shit da onli ones tat can actualli make it were da ones from LG and sum other booth(wasn't realli interested in who they workin but rather da gals themselves!! lol)...well ladies b4 u get offended and start streotyping me...its a natural reaction for every guy to do tat, but hey at least i let u noe i chkin em out instead of those sneaky bastards who secretly glance and have fantasies..its not da noisy ones who shd worry abt huney its da ones who pretend to be innocent tat are da real killers! lol....aniways whoa da LG models were tall, looked in their late 20s and were wearing dis gorgeous grey gown(sze chin had prob wit his camera else we cud have taken a shot of em).... da other grp of unknown models had dis one chick who had such wonderous appeal tat if i were to sing a song abt her, it would be aptly named "Hips of an angel"!! Da 3rd most hottest chick(which danny, daryl and sze chin agree wit me is) was the NEC promoter....ahhh her thick black eyeshadow just made her look sooo bad-ass!! o i shan't say anyting more abt her cos i mite just feel certain tingling sensations which mite affect mi literary flow rite now....but ya go figure!!

sadly, ev1 was soo tired to go out aft da show, so while most of em went back home, Danny, sze chin, wilson and 2 other chicks they got to show from da second day of da show(gomz and u tink i'm a flirt lol) went over to simpang bedok for supper!! wen i finally reached home at 1:44 i tot shit mi dad's gonna fugg me over, but apparently mi parents were up still watchin Dvds...phew close call!!

another shagged dae

haizzz...so tired todae i feel even worse den yest...must have been da wkend crowd!! well in case ur wondering y i dint blogg yest..weelllll mum kp y i shd go all da way to hall wen tampines is sooo much nearer to Expo hall....which i dint noe was da location of Sitex til da very last min so mi latop was stuck in hall....

o well nuthing much happened yest, da fri crowd started comin in aft office hrs...and da crowd on fri was much bttr den todae's crowd.... but overall i tink we sold more sets todae den on fri...Sitex 2007 ~ a place where eager crowds looking for gd value for their money meet sales staff who unwillingly throw in freebies just to make ends meet...

seriously IT shows are onli gd for da consumers and not the distributers...as with the price slashing and amt of freebies given all-in-all, distributers are actually making losses..i learnt from mi boss dat these shows are merely for publicity and just to meet quaterly stock quotas....apparently da other Lenovo vendors are not happy with our side as we seem to be getting more sales... well cant blame us our sales side is pretti agressive(considering we also out number them by nearly 4 times)....but tat's da advantage of hiring part-timers.

Aniways, i just wanna kp abt those foreign customers...wah i've done two shows so far and da onli ppl who ever give me problem are da indian and PRC customers......singaporeans are da best customers cos although they are kiasu, they're not soo niao one!! Piang eh, the PRC's will spend an hr learning abt da internal features of the laptop(as if we're running a bleaty wrkshp here la....jeez), mi fren got da worst customer todae wen he had to go thru da ENTIRE manual with da Ah tiong charbo!!! Plus, its kinda a SPOKEN rule amongst us techies that i handle da indians and da rest handle da PRCs...so along comes dis singh and asks me to test every component...YESH EVERY FUGGIN TING!!! which includes: external HDD, headset, laptop, mouse, thumbdrive, webcam, docking port...dis list does not include da 3 software i had to pre-install for him!! da best part it took an hr from 9 to 10...oh and incase ur wondering da show ends at...9 pm...ya da fact tat the stupid EXPO switched off da aircon on time made it worse!!

haiz sii beh sian...but o well overall it was fun la....made a couple of new frens!! Chris(the guy who has too much money and keeps changing his hp every 3 daes), Josh(both of us went to kaypoh a near fight between a NEC promoter and some delivery guy who brot his frens to whack him up...but alas there was no fight...haiz...shit man needed some entertaintment..o well we'll see how tmw LOL), Priscilla & Priscilla (got 2: one princess, one violent), Soo Yee (another violent ahlian who poked mi eye and tilted mi bottle even further while i was drinking), Daryl, Danny(both of us keep checking out dis damn hot NEC promoter), Mervin(mi meal buddy who still tinks i'm a smoker), Gerald and Gabriel (da 80%-twins who lurve screamo).......haha gd times i must say but alas tmw's our last dae together plus its da last show for mi company.

i wunder if i'll have time or energy for da matter to blog tmw......zzzz ouch mi sore legs..haiz time to go slp gotta wake up at 8 again......